It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.
Posts by Wasd
When everything just has to be OUT to even wear pants
cw: vore, pooltoys
be careful swimming out there, even the pooltoys didn't know they could eat
featuring @megasnackbyte.bsky.social & @lagartijabonita.bsky.social !
I bought a blind box today and like, why is it so horny. (I got the cheesecake one so not as horny)
Itβs be pretty funny if they released Coyote vs ACME and it sucks.
Picky Eater - Gator Days Characters Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food May - August's mother who just wants him to eat. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son. Transcript Panel 1 Narration: Long ago. A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior. Young August: This looks gross. May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you. Panel 2 Narration: Present day An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT". Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn! August: Okay. This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal. Panel 3 Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball. Gustopher: And sardines! And jam! August: You have to eat that. Gustopher: I will! Panel 4 Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern. Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it! August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case. August (thinking): This is worse.
Picky Eater - Gator Days
After 8 months in development...
The Pastry System for #VRChat is OUT NOW- And, best of all, it's completely FREE TO DOWNLOAD!
- 20 different pastries for you to enjoy
- Quest compatible!
- Pastry summoning and levitation!
- Bottomless pastry box ANYONE can grab out of
(Store link in replies!)
draw your sona after eating this hot dog
Navy Pier Dog - Chicago-style hot dog the length/width of Navy Pier topped with mustard, onions, neon relish, dill pickle spear, tomato wedges, pickled peppers, and celery salt
Estimated over 10,000,000,000,000 (10 trillion) calories
It's just sitting there waiting for you @ Navy Pier, Chicago, IL
heat shields are a vital part of atmospheric entry. spacecrafts typically travel between 17,000 and 25,000+ mph. while this is no issue in the vacuum of space, entering a planet's atmosphere at those speeds will cause the craft to experience atmospheric drag and become enveloped in a ball of plasma.
A faux vintage poster for the Oceanside City Marathon advising "NO CHEETING: MArathon Runners MUST end the race in the same form that they started!" and showing a cute young woman transforming into an anthropomorphic cheetah mid race, shifting over multiple stages from a lightly jogging human with brown hair and tanned skin in a pink track suit to a zooming cheetah with a torn outfit and spotty fur.
When you're in the zone and your vision narrows to a tunnel, it may be tempting to let go and turn into a cheetah. But that's an instant disqualification, so don't do it.
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Art is by @cicakkia.bsky.social, go check them out!
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#TFTuesday #transformation #transfur #cheetah #werecheetah
RIP, old ass Starplex cinema
The impulses won, sorry
A fox stands with their legs spread wide. Their paws hold their belly as it protrudes from their middle, massively and heavily pregnant. Their chest rests on top of the curve of their belly, spilling over the sides and threatening to fall out of the top that is failing to contain them. Their top rolls up their belly, stretching as far as it can as it's filled with boob and belly alike. The fox gazes down, cheeks flush, at the stretching fabric, the crest of their boobs filling their vision. Their mind races, both incredibly embarrassed that they might be exposed if their top gives out, but also flustered at just how big they've grown. Their head is filled with "Don't slip don't slip don't slip don't slip don't slip..." while also lamenting their clothing choice for the day. "I KNEW I should've worn a bra today... I'm HUGE!" "...Would it even FIT?"
Whatever happens when the "virgin killer" actually does what it's called?
For me, it means one massive litter, two big milky pillows, and a wardrobe malfunction-in-progress... >///>π¦
#furry #furryart #nsfw #preg #pregnancy #mpreg #hyperpreg #belly #boobs
But what if your OC had to be carried by the NASA Crawler? π€
Sketch for @apollosden.bsky.social
Happy 420 you animals!!
Easton and Coke both celebrating weed day in their own rotund respects, the weed that makes you fat and the weed that makes you inflate
(by @plushclover.cwova.mom and @tubbytiger.bsky.social)
420 blaze it and also eat copious amounts of cadburys creme eggs
[[ starring @cosmicsheen.bsky.social ]]
#fatfur #drugs.weed
Growing in size, Fox McCloud finds new ways to satiate his grown appetite. Seems he keeps running into problems though !~ β¨π¦
NSFW Behold. A 4-panel comic in honor of foreskin and weed. A handsome rat lays on his back sporting a fine uncut dick and a handful of weed. βDude, check it out.β Next, he carefully sprinkles the fine flower and a small paper into his foreskin. With that, he strokes his baggy member for a few seconds. Finally, his effort shows a perfectly rolled joint plucked from under his foreskin. I drew this 2 months ago so that I could post this today. Foreskin is cool, weed is alright, but Iβm addicted to rats.
Happy Fore Twenty!
Hayze couldn't resist trying out one of those conveyor belt sushi restaurants - though he had to make some modifications to ensure his satisfaction~
Art by @flufftank.bsky.social
Guess I'll need to comm some art of Hayze getting blitzed in the near future
Its 420 which means its mandatory to gain 420 pounds today. No, the weight doesnt go away tomorrow.
we gettin high, we gettin fat
The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
Happy 4/20 from this fat racc. :3
Comm for @moth.at !