Absolutely horrifying mate

Absolutely in my feelings about the 4K restoration of Mulholland Dr we just saw. Damn.

I once caught a bit of this daytime TV show about a lonely old guy being catfished. He showed messages and texts and voice notes and it was so obviously a scam, I felt so sad for him.

If you vote Reform you're like that except you're not a lonely old guy, you're a fucking stupid cunt.

When you got the protest at 10:30 and a bachelorette at 12:00…

The only place we’d ever see it would be on the indies. TV will never give us proper intergender wrestling cos it’s too cowardly. But I would pay good money for that booking too, bud.

I’m a huge fan!

So. It turns out Boxy fit shirts/t-shirts just fit my lil tank frame like regular clothes…good to know, good to know. If you too are short af and wide as the Clyde this may be useful information.

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

We’re gambling today chat. I need to sort a bunch of clothes out to go to charity and I’ve piled them all on the bed. Place your bets: still there come bedtime and swept to the floor or sorted and bagged by tea time?

Gotta love it when shows wrap up but thankfully your other shows start. Started to get a lil twitchy there come the close of The Pitt, Yellowjackets and Severance. Thank fuck for Hacks and Andor. Still gotta finish Dark Winds too, which has been phenom this season.

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic

www.crabmuseum.org/visit

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Didn’t realise how triggered I’d be by the sound of a siren until the opening of the second ep of #thelastofus. The minute I heard the thing I was like, oh god here we go.
How’re all you folks who never played the game doing post ep 2? Hanging in there?

this is the new chicago flag

Been in the car ten minutes and got into trouble for crumbs already…when did Jen become my dad…

SORRY THESE ARE LATE I WAS BUSY IGNORING REALITY IN THE HOPE OF EXPERIENCING A BRIEF MOMENT OF HAPPINESS

I actually think the colossally wasteful space tourism hen do as an act of gender equality has broken me, I can’t move past it

Is it truly a road trip if one of you isn’t yelling we need to go and the other is halfway out the door muttering ‘there’s only 20 tracks left to download on this 80’s alt rock classics playlist from Tidal, gimme a minute’.

Also growing my hair out a bit and she’s gonna hate that more than it being short cos it’s scruffy. Stay tuned for fun updates like: the misgendering count, how many times she looks me up and down and bites her tongue about my weight because she is banned from mentioning it and other adventures!

Three pictures of a trans masc leaning non-binary bud with scruffy curly brown hair and a teenage moustache.

If my mother catches me in the right light over the next three days, I know for sure she’s gonna recommend some sort of IPL removal or the place she got her lip lasered…in other news, in the right light my silly little moustache is coming along. That bitch is finally startin’ to even out.

Also I’m a lil scared they’re a lil scared that S4 isn’t happening because the closed that loop so well. Obviously still a lot of story to be told, but if that is the end? Yeah. Wow. Round of applause gang #yellowjackets

Stop reminding me about the passage of fucking tiiiiiiiiiime. Anyway.

If anyone needs me all weekend, I’m just over here mumbling what the fuck over and over re that #yellowjackets final. I genuinely don’t think a S3 closing act has ever tied so satisfactorily into a Pilot episode of a show in the history of ever.

Cannae believe “Katy Perry Dead in Spaceship Explosion” is a headline we’re a week away from reading.

Exceptionally dumb new hat also helping with endorphin production.

Trying to cheat some endorphins by blaring pop music and lifting weights. Brain just wants to get super duper high and play video games. Which isn’t an option, sadly. Yet.

These were advertised to me on Insta last night and I thought of you, gruntin and straining to get them aff a shelf

I watch DARK WINDS in continual wonder at how unrelentingly *good* everything is, and how they fully expect us to keep up without being spoonfed. Zahn McClarnon is an absolute national treasure.

In a wedding dress no less!

We’ve been doing hold up test rewatchings of 90’s movies of late to see what still fucks and what is too problematic to deal with 😂 I have never felt more ancient bro.

Also if jeans+shorts= jorts, do cords+shorts = corts?