Here to confirm both Craig’s statement and yours

Lifting to this. Good shit

My friend!! Thank you!!

Time To Digest - EP by Axl Urameshi on Apple Music Album · 2026 · 6 Songs

Out now: TIME TO DIGEST, an EP by
@axlurameshi.bsky.social , all beats by me. I’m really proud of this record. music.apple.com/us/album/tim...

Today is not a good day to be online, so I’m signing off. Love you all

Dolby Vision really does make a huge difference on my OLED, not gonna lie

Sophisticated European women love it when you explain to them your several years of attendance at the Ohio Junior Classical League’s Latin Convention in beautiful Columbus, OH

Dropping a new song April 17th

you gotta get most of the way to the bottom before it comes up that 90% of lower manhattan can apply. (the nearest public housing development to this zip is not even ten blocks out.) the real issue that there should be more of these uptown is totally lost in the means testing.

Jesus literally says in Matthew not to pray ostentatiously in public, lmao

When you see this font you know you're about to be sold quasi-legal weed products OH SHIT IT'S THIS FONT THIS PLACE MUST HAVE MUSHROOMS TOO

i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic

Snow Leopard remains the greatest consumer OS of all time, we will not see its like again

Bruhhhhhh

::on the phone with my boss::
yea…i can’t come in today i got uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Amazing shot!

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 2

I know a beautiful landscape hates to see Bob Ross coming

❤️❤️❤️

there should be an Irish Edition for every video game

He is a good boy

“Contracted mononucleosis during a Geese concert during which I didn’t even kiss anyone” is my most 2025 story

I cackle-barked like a hyena

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Scared, but important!

lmao

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

“Oh, if this works, I am gonna *spank* you, movie.”

All day at work I have been debugging problems because my idiot country started a war and the blowback meant that various Amazon Web Services data centers in Dubai are offline due to missile attacks. It feels a lot like this classic bit

@notnotnuanced.bsky.social happy birthday buddy!!

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.