Hey Divided States of America! How you doin’? 🤗
From Paris, France, the show you’re airing is as gripping as LOST, thought-provoking as The West Wing, terrifying as The Handmaid’s Tale, badly written as 24, and pointless as Flashforward But I’m sure eventually it’ll all make sense! (Hopefully). 😅

If you’re thinking: "Man! Wouldn’t it be cool to be bipolar?", think again, buddy: because it sucks to high heavens.
You have no effing idea.

I must say, I can’t wait for the movie depicting Trump’s presidency. I only have two concerns: that people then find it way too unrealistic… and that this movie could ever be released.

So the Academy Awards chose Anora over a masterpiece like The Substance. And an actress decent as best rather than Demi Moore's breathtaking work. OK.

Which only proves Coralie Fargeat right: only the young get praised.
You’ve dismissed the most essential film of the year.
Duly noted.

Could the sodding winter at least stop being so fucking cold? We have enough ones our plates, right now.
Thank you.

So Elon Musk performs a nazi salute on day one of Trump’s presidency, and all of the extreme-right tries to convince the world it was a "Roman salute" that has no historical basis whatsoever.
Hang in there, fellow Americans. This should be a tough ride.

Is it by chance the last three movies I really loved were directed by women? I think not.

It always escapes my mind: is the more overrated band Guns ‘N’ Roses or Coldplay? Meh. Probably both.

Tonight I really hope Poor Things is going to win Best Picture at the Academy Awards. That or Anatomy of a Fall or Barbie or The Zone of Interest. 😃
(Please let not it be Oppenheimer!) 😫

I saw your concert in Paris last year. Although the Casino was half empty, you gave one of the best (and most hilarious) show I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen the Stones, Grateful Dead, Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, Little Feat, Clapton, The Who, Springsteen. Pleaaaase come back soon! – even if just in 3D! ❤️

I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I can’t help it: I like people.