Obviously!!!

Exactly!!

The snarling your body pulls from me

(Snarling)

I was wondering whose dream I was visiting last night.

And I said unto bluesky, behold the foundation upon which my marriage rests.

My skill with frying bread products and cheese!

Had a dream last night about spitroasting Claire with a very handsome moot.

Audiobook I was listening to recently had a big menacing guy and the narrator was doing this SUPER FORCED DEEP VOICE and it was so awkward

So listen. I need to see this bareback riding.

Of me.

No!
I sent her clips from the Soul Music animated show from the 90s, and some Death fan art along with a few extra quotes.

She’s just SUPER talented

(Flails around trying to find his jaw so he can pick it up off the floor)

November 2024 I got hit by a car while out for a run and almost bled out on the pavement (Impacted my left ankle hard enough that it nearly severed my left foot)

There’s a running joke in Discworld. If you have a near death experience, it stands to reason that Death is having a near you experience!

Thanks!!!
The artist did a PHENOMENAL job.

Thud is probably my favorite book overall.

Largely because of Vimes and Death’s conversation.

I’ve got a (condensed/paraphrased) quote from it as a tattoo over the scar from when I got hit by a car and thus made Death have a “near me” experience.

The good fairies in Sleeping Beauty could have gotten around Maleficent’s curse by giving Aurora the gift of HOOKS FOR HANDS until her 16th birthday.

She’s just so happy to be doing this with our kiddo!

Check your discord :P

Yessss!!!

There is nothing more attractive than watching someone who is genuinely excited about something teach someone else about it.

(This post brought to you by me watching Claire teach the gremlin to roller skate for the first time)

I never feel more dominant then when I’m eating your pussy.

The way I can make you tremble with a brush of my tongue.

Whimper with a kiss on your clit.

Gush as I slowly increase pressure bit by bit until you can’t even beg for release any more because the only sounds you can still make are moans.

Also the SOUND

I had it muted on first watch. I’m throbbing at the thought of seeing how messy I could make that BEAUTIFUL pussy

If it were possible for me to be there right now, I’d dive between your legs until you had to drag me up for air

I… I need to taste you

Claire and I will both ask the other when we sense something is off

“Do you need to go to a place and do a thing?”

And it basically means “hey it looks like you’re struggling today, would a change of scenery and a distraction help?”

Okay!!!

But listen.

I punch

Can I throttle him?

As well you should.
Fucking hell

“Manacles come AFTER whiskey”

“Does anybody have tums flavored blood?”

And other things my PCs say