I'm shocked! said no one.

same

new =/= better is a hard lesson to learn I guess

Is there an insignificant amount of child pornography?

Clean energy pushes fossil-fuel power into reverse for ‘first time ever’ - Carbon Brief Renewable energy has overtaken coal to become the world's largest source of electricity in 2025, according to thinktank Ember.

Despite ignorant resistance, solar and wind keep on growing at the expense of coal

*oiling up my fuck you fingers*

"Please God, let it be a Cybertruck."

Unironically great show

Forest Service Will Close Research Stations That Study Wildfire Risk

❌ President Trump is dismantling the U.S. Forest Service — which manages 16 million acres of public land in Oregon.

❗️Trump doesn't care about protecting our forests’ future.

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

"A deal with Musk could ... lend credibility"

are you fucking serious with this

being a blazers fan rn reflects 2026 vibes writ large in that after a few bad years there's palpable excitement for generational torch-passing and deep community yearning for something to rally behind, and hanging over all of it some jerk billionaire is loudly and eagerly threatening destruction

The energy we need to send fascism back into hiding.

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Also there is some weird meta shit going on with the trailer explicitly saying that WB = Acme, and they don't want you to see this movie. Is that why the movie got shelved in the first place? Seems pretty on the nose, similar to how the Simpsons used to take potshots at Fox.

Trump's latest budget is the culmination of 40 years of increasing social control in America.

Remember that over half of defense spending flows to private contractors, like the drone manufacturers Trump's sons are now major investors in.

All of this is absurd.

The enemy of my enemy is still a vile piece of shit.

There are billionaires causing us material harm every day in ways Tom Dundon could only dream of, but I hope having the whims of this one exploitive, predatory asshole affect something people have passionate and very personal feelings about will radicalize people. It doesn't have to be this way.

The WNBA has announced their national TV schedule for the 2026 season. The Fire's inaugural game against the Sky on May 9th will be on NBA TV. Portland has 20 national games. 8 ION, 5 NBA TV, 2 CBS, 2 USA, 1 NBC/Peacock, 1 ESPN, 1 Amazon Prime.

It's not the most important thing here, but does he think the Presidential election was last November? Bro, that was a year and half ago, and a few things have happened since then! I mean I get that you're desperate to keep blaming Biden for the economy, but that's not really how time works.

Does he... does he think the Presidential election was last November??

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

Doctor: What brings you in today. it's not teeth is it?
Me: No
Doctor: Okay. Good. I don't touch teeth. Different guy.
Me: It's eyes.
Doctor: Nope that's a different guy too

at a new dentist’s and they put a bib on me hope i don’t have to eat too many teeth

My favorite little dudes

Trump Is Asking the Supreme Court For More Help With His Anti-Immigrant Agenda Green card holders enjoy broad protections from removal under federal law. The administration is looking for ways around it.

surprising roughly no one, Trump was never just concerned with people who came here the 'wrong way'

tomorrow the Supreme Court will hear oral argument in Blanche v. Lau, a case where Trump is asking the Court to make it easier to remove Lawful Permanent Residents
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/blanc...

Insane corruption.

And if Lutnick is profiting from the end of tariffs you can bet Trump is getting a taste.

"Tipsy's the best thing you can be in life, is tipsy. There's four things you could be in life: sober, tipsy, drunk, hungover. Tipsy's the only one out of the four where you don't cry during it." - James Acaster