Data centers should be required to produce their own renewable energy and use closed system cooling

Juicy and delicious

Why did he assume you like boys?

Spaniel Day Lewis was a special boy. Not to mention the trauma of the attack you suffered together. Condolences.

We've seen by the meals that sailors are served that Ruffie VonShitfaced doesn't understand what military leaders have known for centuries, armies march on their stomach. Now we can expect influenza to spread through the ranks. Fucking moron

Aw shucks

Sure, for moderately affluent white people. But if your name is Gonzalez, Abdul or Mbeke you're living under fascism.

I love people. It's the public I can't stand

Don't worry, the FEMA director will be teleporting there directly

I guess he's been dead for a few years

Amen sister

Contact your stylist! Stat!

Sorry to hear about your foot. If your doctor recommends amputation, get a second opinion

I won the lottery

I was just looking after my wife's wellbeing when I kept asking "did you do your Kegels?" Nothing in it for me, of course.

Jiggles comes to mind

As more people drive EVs it will become difficult for the fossil fuel industry to hide the fact that EVs cost a fraction of what ICE cars cost to operate and need almost no maintenance.

Shucks. I'm blushing

I think you're just the right amount of intense. To the benefit of those around you.

China is decades ahead of the US in every important technological sector. At some people will start to notice that there is a price to pay for being governed by regressive Luddites.

I smell Baileys. Can't fool me

One less member of the Liquor Cabinet

How are things going on Schrodinger's Strait?

No one can watch the footage of Kash Patel in the USA hockey team dressing room and not think he’s a frat boy binge drinker. All that’s missing is the hose into his mouth from a keg.

If the petro dollar falls, the economic catastrophe that would befall the US will be biblical. Too bad the government is run by the most inappropriate person imaginable.

How many countries will now threaten to trade in Chinese currency in order to get free money from the US?

I wish these monsters who commit murder-suicide would just do it in the opposite order

Is Schrodinger's Straight open or closed today?

They grow bigger. As adults they become the most foully odiferous of all animals. It will offend Machete's sensitive nose

Fantastic! I will use as a palette the blazers worn by traders on the Chicago mercantile exchange. You'll turn heads, I guarantee it.