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just making this whole thing meta
I've had to catch up with what's going on with them, I tapped out after some of the changes years ago.
G/O selling them last year is a big positive.
I mean, I've tried butter chicken, ranch, pumpkin spice...so sure, I'll try this too.
I think cotton candy KD was the only one that was a mistake.
come on man.
In all of my nightmares I could not dream up a hell worse than working under that level of micromanagement.
Yes, all those microplastics.
Now a nice wooden Yatai on the other hand...
I'm almost sure this would fix me. Like, they've already been in there to do some work, just should have told the surgeons to keep going.
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
New words for our hell
I'd point them just south to DC
Either the current occupation of the city takes care of my extra terrestrial problem, or, they take care of...other problems.
It's win/win.
Though if they seem cool, Gabe's answer is better.
Like, the alt gov fucking accounts have always been bullshit, but my god.
I need all my photography moots to see this incredibly stupid post
Lou Zocchi with his ventriloquism dummy, Woody.
The legendary game designer, distributor, and publisher Louis Zocchi has left us at the age of 91. He founded Zocchi Distribution (the first distributor dedicated exclusively to hobby games) and Gamescience (which made games and polyhedral dice).
I feel that with the amount of yardwork I wanted to get done vs the "when was the last time it rained???" soil.
A few things done, the rest can wait till next week.
Wanna see the greatest trailer ever made for a bus simulator?
youtu.be/VbgVAuGvkiM
Fucking New Yorkers...
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nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle
I think they really have to nail the flex tuning, at least they have a smaller range than normal/heroic to test this out in. It's gonna suck hard if you find out that the fight drastically gets harder/easier at certain number/role breakpoints.
A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"
A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.
A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.
Here is an easy solution:
Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.
Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.
Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.
pretty sure in context, not even a crime.
I mean, what jury would convict.
this is supposed to be the locals-only secret to why none of us own an umbrella, but I guess the cat's out of the bag now
This is the second time tonight I've heard about pangolins drinking, which is well above average.
top gear meme with top text "this is brilliant, with clarkson gesturing towards a ford fiesta" and second frame of him saying "but I like this" gesturing towards a volkswagen Up!
the poster image for a knights tale, mostly just featuring Heath Ledgers face and the credits.
I'm just scrolling 2001 and geez...I'm spoiled for choice.
May not be the best movie of the year (LOTR), but, certainly the one I've watched more.
BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.
The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.
Oof, very much not, even under expanded American standards for "oh yeah, i'm from near..." when it comes to Canadian geography.
Even using time as distance, I can sorta imagine roughly where you're at though, having driven down that way before.