sad but jammin on the one

"half I'm gonna use to pay this band, half I'm saving cause I'm gonna owe em"

remember when they sold live pet fish at the walmart?

holy jason molina's eyebrow

I was out playing golf today. Kept up with Masters score and didn't watch, but drove home knowing it was Rory's to win or lose. Turned on my TV literally in the back swing of Rory's putt on 18. At least I get to watch some golf now I guess, but dannnng man. I missed that putt all day too

oh man did I get hosed!

retracting until I think more

sometimes I genuinely can't tell kraus from pavarotti, spooky stuff

i do wish sports announcers weren't so knowledgeable. it would be more interesting to me to hear commentary like "apparently one team has been sent to time out" and "that was probably worth some big points"

this will be a fun game because Duke won't win, cheering for Houston because they gave me a thrill

please stop calling what trump is doing zero sum thinking. so many are parroting this now. that's not what zero sum is and that's not what he's doing. honestly I have no idea what he's doing but it certainly doesn't involve math

i know bo hines and all i got is a big hahaha ok

peolple, peolple who meed peolpe

Coz & Feck

damn it all I just realized I am currently the version of myself that I don't enjoy

ive gotten so much smarter in the last 20 minutes. bet.

idk about sever and severe honestly

dang that's some severe mercy, woah what merciful severance

just be negative (in a positive way)

anoint your guests with oil, cover anyone entering your home with axe body spray

Sometimes you gotta lean into the hubris and brace for the Fall

I used to love a good drink, and I would drink often, rarely overdid it, but enjoyed the whole bar scene. then I randomly lost the urge to drink and now I don't. I'm kinda mad about it honestly, it wasn't even my decision

dearest liza, my bracket also has holes. awaiting your intrepid guidance

in tar heel tradition, im screaming "take a time out" fruitlessly at the screen

pizza pirates, sewer pirates, the whole thing works

it's FINE that they're ninjas. I just think it was a choice and there are maybe better choices

ninja turtles coulda been pirate turtles instead

lol i keep accidentally doing kabbalah

hey, god gave me strength today! right on!