Never.

Post you in another country.

Going to tell the grandchildren this was The Mandalorian and Grogu.

There's a definite nubbin.

This guy is either a hotel porter in a Wes Anderson film or a 19th century Mexican general.

Source: The Guardian
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What the frig is this kid's problem?

The first thing Labour should have done is bring in proportional representation. The second thing they should have done is massively increase MP salaries. The third thing is they should have banned all MPs from having second jobs or owning any otherform of income.

Me too, you know I am.

NERDS

Yer ma?

The fuck is wrong with these stupid looking cunts?

Get rid of Starmer and give the job to me until the end of the season. I'll sort you fuckers out.

You've got to really want to find it.

Obviously I found it easily...

Why's my apple cot a clitoris?

Monday.

If I made robots I'd make them run like less of a cunt, that's all I'm saying.

I've gone too far, I accept that.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THESE KNACKERS.

Don't kink-shame me.

This episode of Antiques Roadshow is absolutely chock full of non-stories from sycophants, about a dead woman who didn't give a fuck about them.

My son is seeing them in Newcastle in October.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO SEPP BLATTER.

I think I've finally run out of fucks to give.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS QUOKKA.

This has the makings of a great 3some.

Apposite for any episode in the last 40 years.

My wild strawberries have got flowers on them and they're spreading EVERYWHERE.

Some game that. Proud of the lads. #SAFC