Undertale Papyrus VS Mario's Castle Calamity YouTube video by 曼尼琳各

*I WILL DESTROY THAT CASTLE YET!

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7 minutes in heaven! Quote with what you would do with my muse if left alone in a room with them for 7 minutes.

Like this tweet if it's okay for my muse to bother your own / interact more frequently.

For every like, an advice [sic] on how to win my my muse's heart or at least in how to catch their attention will be given. Prompt by cliesel Source image: pixbay

Chances of shipping. Like to know.

Here's a thread of prompts I have saved on my phone from when I roleplayed on Twitter. I didn't create these, and I'm pretty confident that they're free to use, since they've been reposted so often. Naturally, I'll take down any images if I've been made aware they're not free.

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* 𝑫𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.

‎ 𝗔 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙢𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲,
𝗮𝗻 𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗮𝗹.

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*CHOCOLATE?

*ALL THIS TIME, ALL I NEEDED TO CAPTURE A HUMAN... WAS CHOCOLATE?

*NOT SPAGHETTI?!

*WHO? WHAT?

*I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY FUNNY, HUMAN. BECOMING DUST IS NO JOKE!

*N-NO...! WE'LL BE LOCKED IN COMBAT FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!

*YOU DIABOLICAL SCOUNDREL!!!

*I'D SAY "YEAH-HUH" BUT I ALREADY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO NEXT!!!

*WHAT?!

*YOU DARE USE THE DREADED NUH-UH AGAINST THE GREAT PAPYRUS?!

*ANOTHER SKELETON, YOU SAY...? HMM... I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF MY OTHER BRETHREN AROUND... I SHALL KEEP AN EYESOCKET OUT!

*WHAT /MAKES SENSE/ IS THAT NOW THERE IS A DIFFERENT VERSION OF ME THAT I HAVE TO YELL AT TO STOP BEING A LAZY BONES AND RECALIBRATE HIS PUZZLES ALREADY! WHAT NAME AM I SUPPOSED TO CRY IN AGONY UNTO THE AETHER WHEN THE NAME PAPYRUS SHOULD ONLY BE SUNG AS PRAISE!

Uh-oh. What an attitude!

*...OH NO. YOU'VE MET SANS, HAVEN'T YOU.

Sigh. What must he do to clean up after his brother!

*I SEE! A BIT PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME, BUT I WELCOME THE CORRECTION.

*YOU ARE DOING A VERY GOOD JOB BEING EVIL AND EFFED UP! WELL DONE, CHAIR!

*CORRECT! ✨️

All humans must learn this lesson the hard way, it seems.

*OH.

Papyrus quirks his mouth and brow, the little gears in his pasta-filled noggin beginning to turn.

*SO YOU MAKE BAD PUNS AND LAY AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY WHILE SANS DOES ALL THE CHORES, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

Papyrus stares at his double for a moment.

*I REPLACED SANS???

He frowns, caught somewhere between immense confusion and distress.

*BUT I WOULD NEVER REPLACE SANS...! NO MATTER HOW ANNOYING HE GETS!

*NOT YOU EITHER, INEXPLICABLY AGITATED FURNITURE!!!

*THOUGH COME TO THINK OF IT, IF I HAD TO TOUCH BUTTS FOR A LIVING, I'D BE QUITE PEEVED AS WELL.

*THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

*WERE YOU? HMM... YOU ALL LOOK QUITE ALIKE. I CAN HARDLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE!

*WHAT? OH, THIS IS NOTHING!

*I AM GREAT, AFTER ALL. NYEH HEH HEH HEH!

In no time, the hole is unobstructed once more.

*THERE WE ARE! AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED!

*YES, GO ON.

*HELP? HAH! THE GREAT PAPYRUS /IS/ THE HELP!

*I APPLAUD YOUR INITIATIVE, HUMAN, BUT I SHALL BE THE ONE TO HANDLE SUCH ISSUES!

*NOT YOU, THE DEMI-FIEND FROM THE HIT GAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: NOCTURNE!!!

*PLEASE DON'T FREIKUGEL ME.

An immediate pause. A slow turn. He looks... flabbergasted.

*OH NO! YOU'RE RIGHT! THIS WON'T DO AT ALL!!!

Somehow, he's deconstructing it twice as fast as when it went up.

*OH.

*HMM.

*ACTUALLY, YOU ARE CORRECT! I MUST RECTIFY THE SITUATION IMMEDIATELY!

*YOU GUY! YES, YOU!

*THAT GUY IS COPYING ME, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

“ Who keeps throwing these kids down the mountain. “

*NONSENSE! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS FOR A REASON! I CAN EVEN DEFEAT HOLES! WATCH!

Papyrus finds the nearest ledge and begins building a bridge.

...And building. And building...