squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his hands folded in front of a hut in the dark . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his hands folded in front of a hut in the dark .

All i can see watching this is him thinking "Dont fart. dont' fart, please god, don't fart. I'm going to shit myself if i fart."

Kash looks both scared he's going to shit himself if he farts and totally zooted at the same time

a man in glasses is holding a book that says " is this a pigeon " ALT: a man in glasses is holding a book that says " is this a pigeon "

I did a double-take when I posted mine. Was like "what is this fucking trash?" @bsky.app needs to undo this asap. Grid or die

A screen shot of a skeet from Merriam-Webster that reads - ‘SWIMS’ upside down is still ‘SWIMS’. With a reply that reads - if you love geometric fonts where this would be true so much then why don't you use them in your body copy? no? not readable? go FUCK yourself; dictionary. they should call you hypocrictionary

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

Carousel is mega trash for artists. Can we not have the option to toggle this off?!!!>!

a teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched ALT: a teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched

When you go to reply to @musicologyduck.bsky.social 's latest post with an amusing quip, but forget it's following only 🥲

a woman with her eyes closed and the words please do this for me above her ALT: a woman with her eyes closed and the words please do this for me above her

Wish there was a bsky plug-in for squarespace so that I didn't have to use the instagram one to have pictures cycling on my website

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says " i just want it to stop " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says " i just want it to stop "

When you spend over 3 hrs. tweaking and updating the SEO on your products and making update posts on the upcoming events..🫠

A daring robbery of the Louvre is distinctive, entertaining and can even be funny. It's also wrong and the people who did it should go to jail.

Both of these things can be true at the same time. You don't have to pick one over the other.

Exactly this. When they broke into the Louvre it was obvious that stuff was disappearing into a "private collection." You can't fence that shit.

Foghorn Leghorn being a secret ACME executive berating John Cena, sold

This month on patreon you can get my 2023 art log PDF 📖 (link below)

🌸 thanks to the twitter exodus, a lot of the wip images in particular have left the internet forever :')
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Is this actually Je Shen? It looks more like an Ai generated kind of in his style..

These are so cool. I love how you think you'd do them differently as well. Very pretty color choices x

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

God damn it, not chuck.

a man in a cafe tropical shirt holds a baseball glove and says what exactly are we doing here ALT: a man in a cafe tropical shirt holds a baseball glove and says what exactly are we doing here

Every time I hear the word "chuck" in the year of our Lord 2026, it gives me whiplash. It's like hearing someone say "tubuler" unironically.

a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills ALT: a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills

article about Disney: they're cutting thousands of jobs!
The comments: GO WOKE GO BROKE!
Me in the comments: .........Disney made 12.4 BILLION in profits last year....this isn't wokeness or brokeness it's just corporate greed, what is wrong with you people?
The comments: lulz dei beta
Me:

This is all of us:

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Before tonight ends

I love great photography & love AOC @aoc.bsky.social

Brilliance today as AOC nailed RFKJR on fraud and incompetence during today's Congressional hearing
AOC...we should clone her
This great photograph taken WSJ reporter Liz Essley

RFKJR , SO INCOMPETENT
SO VILE

I love how AOC goes to bat for us. America needs her in higher office.

Same vibe.

#RFKJr #AOC

With the poofy tails as the cushioned wrist rest 😂 I need

So cute! These larger as mouse pads would slap as well🔥

Photo of a bunch of cut out light wood pieces with prints of bunnies made of bread (bun buns). My fingers are holding up one that has its back turned and giving off a sulky feeling

Also look what came in 🥹 they turned out so cute and they look like little biscuits and I just want to eat them

An illustration of a yellow and pink moth kitten being held by a pair of hands.

✨🌸Uppies! 🌸✨
[ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]

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