I saw someone driving a 25 plate Tesla. I wanted to cut them up lol. I think any Tesla purchased post N*zi salute should have their own congestion charge, I really do

BOOOOOOOOOOOO #115charges

This game is crying out for a post-match tunnel fracas 🙏

Gabriel should be off for that. Bottling things seems to be rubbing off on Anthony Taylor

Morgan. Gibbs. White.

GIVE GIORGINIO RUTTER THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!

Brighton are ruining the fun for everyone

The people took palm branches and laid them down before Jesus crying out, "Zed's dead, honey. Zed's dead."

John 12:13

G'wan Cov!

That could be Wood out for the season now. Horrible challenge #nffc

We don't need any more Bond films. He's dead.

Off work, confined to the sofa, and this twat website goes down

Lyrics are vastly overrated. Not everything needs to be deep, meaningful, heartfelt and insightful. Sometimes everyone just needs to board the Vengabus.

Some vintage Champions League games this week, and lovely to see Barca and Real players accepting defeat in the only way they know how, by being a bunch of whiny arseholes.

Me - a deaf guy - watching Barcelona and hearing the commentator repeatedly saying "I'm in yer ma"

Oh I'm talking Atleti v Barca. Ding dong battle.

This is a proper game. More goals please!

Just read the SA allegation against Katy Perry. Gross. Unfortunately I read it on Facebook, so it was laughing emojis and jokes about her kissing a girl.

Hope Utd roll over for us in a few weeks #nffc

lol

Man Utd are so back

Elbows on the table.
Watching telly or playing out with mates on a Sunday.
Making our beds.

Horse racing is gross

Leicester are bang in trouble

Looks like it's 'be shit and lose'

Not sure what Arsenal's plan is here

You can't steal cows milk from a human because it's not theirs

Haha I saw that. It's like when the Daily Mail got a medium/corpse whisperer to talk to Diana and claimed she said Kate's great but Meghan's a twat

I'm in a bit of trouble. I put the money under the pillow last night but forgot to take the tooth.

Stefan Ortega playing a blinder tonight