Chat I’m not trying to string you along, I’m waiting with bated breath as much as you are!

I keep looking at this WIP and get unreasonably excited

Oh you love it :3

(post from asimovsideburns) Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... Every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat

It’s a great fit!

Sometimes I’m reminded I write and I find that very cool.

That’s a good fluffy puppy <3

The story! Is! Live!

Adults Belong in Diapers you know. :3

Embedded link, mess version: www.furaffinity.net/view/60338669/

And if you prefer only wet diapers: www.furaffinity.net/view/60338719/

Having to explain Gollum to people is just, man,

That’s the last pill! Time for probiotics. @w@

Had to explain who Andy Serkis was last night and I could feel myself shriveling in age

TF Sketch: Human-to-anthro beagle transformation. I am wearing my typical academic clothes while being changed by mysterious ghost hands. One ghost hand places a glass of scotch into what is now my paw, another plops a pipe into my mouth, another tugs at my tail, pulling it out, and another stretches my remaining human ear until it begins to flop. My body is soft and round, my frame thickening overall, and my big belly has pushed up my shirt to reveal a plump, fuzzy tummy that another ghost hand bounces. Behind me, my form has filled out as well, giving me a noticeably round, weighty build. I am standing on massive, plump paws, my muzzle has pushed out, and I look anxiously at the hand stretching my ear. One hand has only begun transforming into a paw, while the other is already well on its way.

Oh, to be transformed into an anthropomorphic beagle dad while being offered a pipe and handed a glass of scotch… settling into that comfortable dad bod and taking on father figure duties whether I’m ready or not! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday

Ooh, lovely shape…

Suddenly in stomach pain. Hi hello why is it only happening now, I took my pill hours ago @w@

Whoops, it’s 2am

The amount of writing overhead puts me off it, and I know that’s my own fault but furs need to know context 💦

Oh dear, some images aren’t loading…

I’m tired of asking nicely.

🔫 Be kind to yourself, or else. That’s my friend you’re talking shit about.

“A! Sorry, I’m talking too much and imposing on you.”

Me, leaning in: “IMPOSE ON ME MOTHERFUCKER”

Kangaskhan my beloved

Meowdy crinklecat! What’s your favorite kind of story?

Sliding into your DMs like an art scammer, asking you to give me money so I can turn you into a goodra.

You can trust me!!! You'll be a totally normal, light-weight goodra. Demon promise!!!

And there’s that nagging itch of “well I’m gonna be filtered by their AI anyway”

You can absolutely trust Kaito with this, pinkie swear!

bsky.app/profile/shin...

I need to hurry home so I can sit at THAT desk!

I need to escape work, I have too much energy to sit at this desk

Also the most common shotgun got nerfed again, mwahahahaha

Marathon did another update (holy cow quickdraw) that partially addresses my healing item concerns.

The weakest healing items you can’t enter or leave with are more common on bots and have a higher stack count. If you enter with a base kit, you now enter with twice as many.

Good stuff!

Jamcat > Jambaa TF

You don’t think for yourself, you sink for others.