Who they want us to blame. Which bits they want us to fear. Which little treats they have taped round the edges so the whole thing feels less like institutional rot and more like a normal breakfast.
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Zoë and Zack in Dalston on a sunny day filming
Zack holding a press conference
Met so many hopeful people today in Hackney on a walkabout with their next Mayor, @zoegarbett.bsky.social.
People repeatedly telling us how excited they are to vote Green!
And just finished an international press conference telling the world about our plans to end Rip Off Britain.
The front pages are another breakfast buffet of blame-shifting, war wobble, royal balm, rich men making their confusion our problem, and the usual little side-helpings of consumer fluff to stop you noticing the main course is constitutional mince.
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Because this is one of those classic spring days where the forecast sounds like a man in a fleece saying everything is under control while your actual face is being gently slapped by an easterly breeze outside a Tesco Express.
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Public records, company filings and reported claims relating to one Reform councillor now face growing scrutiny | Willy and Bill
Thanks again for all your hard work getting this out!
Four people in traditional decorated outfits sit at a wooden table outdoors, holding St George’s flags, with a fountain and city square in the background.
Groups of people sit at wooden picnic tables in Trafalgar Square for St George's Day festival. A stage with banners and several red flags is visible, with buildings and a monument in the background.
Three performers jump on an outdoor stage holding rainbow umbrellas, with musical equipment and a Mayor of London backdrop behind them.
A group of people wearing traditional black outfits decorated with badges stand holding St George’s flags with Mayor of London Sadiq Khan in front of a large stone lion statue in Trafalgar Square.
A brilliant celebration of English culture in Trafalgar Square today ahead of St George’s Day. 🏴
The heart of the capital was filled with music, dance and food as people from all backgrounds came together to celebrate.
#SpotTheScammer
@robertperry80.bsky.social exclusively following women. Using pics of a German man called Dirk H Oelrich, who is happily married, stolen from his long-established Facebook account.
www.facebook.com/dirk.oelrich
It’s the usual ragtag of regurgitated vomit. So let’s see what kind of malware they’re trying to install in our brains this morning.
Right. In we go.
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An advert for the Bylines Network women, justice and equality webinar, taking place Wednesday 15 April at 7 pm. The card has pictures of Ginny Smith (Sussex Bylines Editor in Chief), Anouska de Georgiou (a survivor of Jeffrey Epstein), Natalie Bennet (politician and journalist) and a logo for the No One Above campaign group with the names of two survivors of abuse by Mohammed Al-Fayed beside it- Isabella and Justine https://www.tickettailor.com/events/bylinesnetwork1/2140874
Tonight at 7pm.
Join our live webinar for a powerful conversation on justice and equality.
We’re bringing together four incredible women – including survivors of the Epstein and Harrods cases – to explore power, resilience and building a safer future
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a screenshot of the "New Bestsellers" list from Substack, with Andrew Tate in the #1 position
Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.
If the #JCB Family of Multi-Millionaires are so hard up to pay proper Inheritance Taxes, why are they able to donate SO MUCH MONEY to #Reform Party?
Oh ... so they have expectations of #Reform helping out the Multi-Millionaires?
Right. Noted.
"Party of the People", eh?🤮🤮
Yes is winning on 58%
Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.
Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Well Leg'ends,
Numbers all over the place this morning. Proper numbers. Big ones. Serious ones. But presentation, that’s the art, isn’t it.
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Well Leg’ends,
By the middle of April 2026, Britain has entered a condition that feels less like an ordinary economic crisis than a managed psychological one.
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#EnergySecurity #Renewables #EnergyReform
On paper, the temperatures look respectable enough. Nothing too severe. Nothing apocalyptic. Nothing you could point at and say, yes, this is weather with ambition.
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