Hacking into my Facebook account so I can see the suburban moms in my hometown crash out tonight

almost time for us be doing our Lady D drag in our bombers

How many speedos is too many for Ptown?

is this still on?

Me waiting for my daily vodka soda ration in HK

Ok I’m back on the skeet app

Checked my portfolio

Paul Clement

Guys is it BAD to have a great player for seven years?

Launch me into the sun

Merry Christmas skeeters!

It’s only Thursday

Live for hotel mirrors

Imagine what Taylor's Flighty would look like?

Did you really beam me up?

Straight people Spotify Wrappeds are wild

“Hi I hear you’re giving out pardons”

End of an Era: didn’t get any “hey you in town” texts last night from unknown numbers

another day another speedo

skeeter meet up

Best show on tv

I’ve ended up on middle class mom packing lunches tok and it’s oddly relaxing

This will be a big season for the Children of the World

Welcome child

goodbye king

Love a hotel mirror

Become a lobbyist and see the world!!!!*

*get a glass of wine from the sad hotel bar to take to your room

Off on another business trip

I’m healed. I’m good.

Ordered a new Speedo for my Palm Springs trip and it isn’t going to get here in time 🫠