Hacking into my Facebook account so I can see the suburban moms in my hometown crash out tonight
Posts by Andrew
almost time for us be doing our Lady D drag in our bombers
How many speedos is too many for Ptown?
is this still on?
Me waiting for my daily vodka soda ration in HK
Ok I’m back on the skeet app
Checked my portfolio
Paul Clement
Guys is it BAD to have a great player for seven years?
Launch me into the sun
Merry Christmas skeeters!
It’s only Thursday
Live for hotel mirrors
Imagine what Taylor's Flighty would look like?
Did you really beam me up?
Straight people Spotify Wrappeds are wild
“Hi I hear you’re giving out pardons”
End of an Era: didn’t get any “hey you in town” texts last night from unknown numbers
another day another speedo
skeeter meet up
Best show on tv
I’ve ended up on middle class mom packing lunches tok and it’s oddly relaxing
This will be a big season for the Children of the World
Welcome child
goodbye king
Love a hotel mirror
Become a lobbyist and see the world!!!!*
*get a glass of wine from the sad hotel bar to take to your room
Off on another business trip
I’m healed. I’m good.
Ordered a new Speedo for my Palm Springs trip and it isn’t going to get here in time 🫠