It’s past time for ✨age limits ✨

This graphic is flawless

god this guy rules. he says "I'm going to fix this" and then just goes and does it. really humiliating for every other mayor honestly

"This is an important thing to think about."

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

Huge W for normal people

We really are gonna get jd Vance in 2028 aren’t we. Fuck

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

Huge W, Sir. You are Changing the World. Donald Pedophile Trump will change his ways now

Keep em on their toes: fall down the stairs unexpectedly at 5:45am

Maybe I need amphetamines to get through my day job of staring at a computer 🤔🤔

Why do you need all of that to sit in front of a computer

as dumb and gross as the fertility rates thing is, if you want people to make more babies the answer is more money (higher pay) and more free time (fewer work hours)

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

Someone take their grandpa’s iPad away please

The top corner of the Amazon Prime page. Centered is “Health AI”

Grim

Grandparents that’s rabidly anti Trump but will also say the most racist imaginable thing without blinking an eye

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:

Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%

Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%

This is what a rigged system looks like.

First of all, Bugs would not begin by announcing that he doesn’t care who this offends. Bugs lives a life of carefree disregard towards cultural norms.

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ theonion.com/critics-outraged-by-flip...

i am hearing that on his deathbed donald trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. even now he…oh he’s still alive? he decided to just praised allah?

Me when I’m confidently incorrect but not so confident as to have replies turned on:

A gas saving tip that everyone hates but is 100% effective and accessible for anyone who drives is "go slower"