I like this—great quote!

I go to parties sometimes!

#standup #comedy #jokes #standupcomedy #funny

Plus, it’s well-known. Trump loves to tell on himself; he loves to let people know that he’s scammed them somehow.
Both Mary Trump & Jeffrey Epstein commented about that habit.

No wonder he looked so shocked!!!

WTAF‼️‼️‼️‼️

Republicans liked to claim they are the party of law and order.
Sad how they morphed into the party of pedophile protectors!

Ghislaine Maxwell should not be pardoned.
She should be moved back to an appropriate prison to serve the remainder of her term.
Survivors have repeatedly said Maxwell not only participated but was often an architect of their abuse.

I know how you feel—this post brought it all back like it was yesterday, though it was actually four years.

So sorry for your loss.😢

NIIICE‼️

Trump’s gonna end up with a whole Cabinet of “Actings” again, isn’t he?

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Wouldn’t that be nice? —
IF all humans were nice!

Every comedian should be able to entertain any audience.

Each piece of music in the world should appeal to anyone who can hear.

All food that exists should taste excellent to every sentient being.

Everyone on the internet should agree with, like, and share this post.

Voter ID?
How about Donor ID?
Nobody can spend a dime
influencing our politics,
be it elections or governing
unless they are
human beings &
American citizens.

Welp, he doesn’t want the JCPOA & he won’t get it; he’ll sign off on something much worse!

Can’t unsee this! 👆🏽

Nice solve!

Aha! I just learned something!

Nice job! You must have the touch.

The time I tried English muffins, they were hard dry misshapen things—same thing happened to me with bagels & Soft pretzels!

This seems important!

AMAZON knows it isn’t good enough to earn your business — so it needs to CHEAT.
This is NOT Capitalism where the consumer gets to decide who gets its business.
It’s MONOPOLY where the game is rigged.
I am so tired of cheating & rigged systems!
Time to end it!!

The man who watches Trump all day, every day Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president, from meandering speeches to impromptu press conferences. He says it’s ‘pretty bleak’

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

PREACH!!!!

Y’know those movies like “Independence Day” “War of the Worlds” & “Edge of Tomorrow” where the entire earth bands together to defeat an invading alien enemy???

Given human nature, where did anyone come up with such an unrealistic storyline to pitch⁉️ And why weren’t they laughed outta the room⁉️

Whoa!! Guess 3! What happened?
Great recovery! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Interesting choices—I usually stick with what I think are most commonly-occurring letters a, e, s & t plus the “wildcard letter” for the day, so I end up changing the word every day.

YAY‼️ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

You show ‘em—That’s the way to get back on the horse‼️

Ps—I’d take the three over the badge! My comment about that was tongue in cheek. I think it’s a participation award. 😹

Magnificent solve! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Some people just have luck! My hubby plays a knock off version of Wordle that works the same as NYT. He always uses “drunk” as his start word & he got it in one!

I’m thinking of changing my start word, but the times I’ve tried it, it makes me anxious—hafta get over that! 🙀

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

#Wordle 1,768 4/6*
Cudda been better— cudda been WAY worse too!
On the bright side I got one of those NYT Seas of Green badges!!! Woohoo

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#KeepinTheStreakAlive

It’s the demolition step that kicks off redevelopment.