💯

Trump never works, there are no ‘policy meetings’ he snorts Adderall in the morning & watches TV, does a phoner w/supplicant press and then hands out a trophy in late afternoon. It’s adult day care for a drug addict. Weekends he golfs in Palm Beach.

Absolutely 💯

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

😂😂😂

Trump Friday: ‘Peace with Iran’

Markets soar & oil prices drop on the jubilant BS.

Trump Sunday: ‘I might have to take out their bridges & power plants and Pentagon Pete just fired on a Eye-Ran tanker! ’

Market futures drop & oil prices climb. Rinse, repeat. This is a crime.

Adderall

2 weeks

The leopard is eating her face 😂

9

It's unbelievable 😳

My thought exactly

How in the actual fuck did we get here?

ZOHRAN: “I ran on taxing the rich — Today, we’re taxing the rich… the first ever pied-a-terre tax for second homes worth $5 Million+… $500 MILLION from the richest of the rich to fund child care, etc…💰”

Promises kept.

Elaborate...

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one

😂😂😂

We have reached the “President gets into a flame war with the Pope” stage a little quicker than I anticipated

This is the week the wheels come off, mark my words. -Noelstradamus ;)

Bittersweet Symphony
The Verve

😂

In his "I didn't do this" speech he said he had bad judgement and apologized to his wife.
I really liked him for governor but no more. We don't need another person in office that has "bad judgement."

She's 12?

Yummy 😋

Trump just posted a video of a woman getting murdered on his Truth Social account truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

Haha didn't think of that. You're probably right!

You miss us 🤪

a young boy with a big haircut is smiling for the camera while wearing a yellow shirt . Alt: a young boy looks like he doesn't believe what's being said. Evergreen meme. Never gets old.

What a lady

Yes!

Melania Trump Says She Was Not Associated With Jeffrey Epstein

Sure to generate many more Epstein headlines:

free to read: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...