President urges Iran to start peace negotiations by releasing non-existent, AI-generated women some rando posted about on X

AI is gonna fix the Middle East... or something.

After the optimism fails to pan out, rather than drop, stocks get to rise on renewed optimism.

someone who is good at news please help, my brain is dying

The waitstaff serving this table has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Jeffrey Epstein’s Lawyer Announces He Feels Safer as a Republican

PC Richard & Son is such a weird store... appliances, electronics, TVs, and... mattresses?!

How TF did mattresses get in there?

It would be cool if the President of the United States and the biggest liar in modern history weren't the same person.

JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

Tales from the Crypt (1989-1996)

The Donald Trump Presidential Library: The only library in the world to have two sets of books.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Boots on the Groundhog Day

clown event still possible

It'd be more impressive if he was four foot seven.

Maybe Lucas is the one behind all those suspicious oil futures trades.

thank you, wife

Has there been any reporting from major US newspapers on how the admin is very obviously manipulating the stock and commodities markets?

Just in time to pump the markets again

A photo of a print NYT headline saying the strait is open next to an IPhone NYT headline saying it’s closed

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz

LOL... I just noticed that Jake put his fucking signature on the pocket square (he "designed"), which he no doubt considers a work of art.

Maybe he was just enjoying some private time with Laura Loomer.

Kinda weird how everyone seems to be taking it for granted that Thomas & Alito are both telling the truth.

From the article: "The scam was strictly small-time. Insurance companies lost a total of $141,839."

I don't know about this... $140k seems like a lot of money to me.

I think Mamdani is doing a good job, but the cult of personality around him is not great, in this NYCer's opinion.

I don't wanna hear a single complaint about this from anyone supporting Graham Platner.

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

The new dividing line is Those who recognize Cenk Uygur for the anti-Semitic grifting and ratfucking piece of shit that he is vs. Those who don't.