A close up of me, wearing an Apple Vision Pro, my face slightly open and two of my teeth showing. I look goofy as shit.
Took Markus to the Apple Store while I got a Vision Pro demo and he naturally only caught my best side
As a long-time Apple/Technology Business Sicko it's nice that the announcement isn't such a surprise this time, and that it's not for health reasons this time
Choosing to believe that Tim Cook decided now was the right time to step down and spend more time on my Tomodachi Life island
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Tomodachi Life Update:
Update: Liz Truss and Alex Horne from Taskmaster bonded over crashing the economy and now she’s shouting “Pork Markets” at the sea
The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.
My husband’s Mii, wearing an egg t-shirt, has stuck out his leg in front of my Mii, who is sad. The caption: “It seems Markus is doing a full-on comedy skit about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine using his entire body.”
New Tomodachi Life off to a cracking start tbh
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
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From the company who enabled the mass surveillance of Palestinians and couldn’t make Outlook work for astronauts comes the first software to spit in your face and then refuse to download the updates it needs
Selling the machine I’ve been running Linux on for the last year (I got a MacBook Neo for myself, they’re GREAT) and installing Windows on it and feeling like Microsoft is just doing this the whole time
the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
Enjoying the series a lot. Quietly dreading at least two more series of Ed Fucking Baldwin being at the heart of it. Cannot stand him at this point
It's been fun watching bits from Artemis II through the week (astronauts who understand the unique experience of space travel and who can articulate it well) while also watching S2 + S3 of For All Mankind (the worst people possible are astronauts and will not stop being astronauts)
I misread this as Shawn Wallace (as in the Dark Destroyer from The Chase) for a second tbh
The President Who Tweeted Wolf
esp because for the most part they now expect me to be honest or direct in a way that might be seen as Too Much in other places I've worked
I think my job definitely has its flaws but the fact that it's made me confident enough to just start bothering senior leaders in their DMs is a nice way to notice some Growth, if that makes sense
Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."
i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you
More emails like this!!!!!!
The Artemis II crew proposed naming a moon crater after Commander Reid Wiseman’s late wife Carroll, who lost her life to cancer 😭
The Artemis crew proposing the name Carroll for one of the craters made me absolutely lose it, crying in the club gang
There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.
Two white dog mascots, one with a blue nose and the other red, stand in a shopping mall.
Ari and Rio (the mascots for Ario Kasai Department Store in Tokyo) are childhood friends and are very close. They can't talk, as a result of being dogs.
