They know what they are doing. They did a huge bum that was actually a strawberry too

The whole thing is brilliant. So much joy and silliness in that production

Do you like me?
If not, you should. I am the best

It’s so sad. Lime had accidentally massively expanded the horizons of London’s teens and now they are stuck in their ends again.

DO YOU EAT

I P
C L
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B M
O S
X

IF NOT * * *
* * YOU SHOULD

THEY ARE ****
DELICIOUS ****

Does she know you use a child’s potty still, though?

FFS. Nothing takes me out of a film faster than failure to even do the most basic research. The Statue of Liberty is on an ISLAND. It is not buried in a jaunty angle in the sand.

I do like that the constituency name is something that might be said by a sheriff in a 1950s western.

Natt is a Green Party candidate in Fetcham West and Bookham in the local elections in May

"Hey, what's that middle-aged comedian who spent his whole career making fun of politicians up to now?...oh."

An illustration of two uranium cores being brought together to form an oh-no-you-don’t-want-to-do-that

Just be glad they didn’t get too close

So close :)

Some valiant guesses so far. They’ve sent us multiple images attached to an email as a single file so I’m not holding out hope for the actual content, but the answer is…

.xslx

Client sent over updated images after confirming ahead of time they were high enough resolution for our purposes.

I want you to guess what file format they arrived as. Go on. Bet you can’t…

Apparently I have something coming from BJs Home Delivery. Whoever thought that was a good name is beautifully innocent.

Neither wine matched what was on the menu either. And the music was coming from a YouTube search for “Greek taverna mega mix” (I watched him reset it when ads came on).

Camden can be so odd sometimes.

Went out for a meal last night and ordered a bottle of Greek wine. Waiter said did I want to try a bit first to see if I’d like it? He brought an open bottle, I tried a bit, it was fine.

He then returned with a completely different bottle.

It was also fine, and I got a free glass, but WTF?

C’mon nice Swedish people, buy tickets to this

A little behind the scenes video of the puppet build for Small Prophets. You even get to see my hands! 👋

#SmallProphets #BehindTheScenes

Archaeologists were shocked to discover that squirrels have been making temples for millennia! This one for the fertility deity, Peanutrix!

(I don’t know if my kids will be nostalgic about our park walks as adults, but I hope that at least they will remember them as weird! 😂)

A glass shower screen in a few more pieces than the usual “one”. A bathroom with an aluminium pole on the floor surrounded by greeny-blue smashed glass fragments

Arse

An image made by hagbardsapple posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically. Subject: Not really in keeping with the challenge but Chris Barker gave me the idea

Not really in keeping with the challenge but Chris Barker gave me the idea

Artist: hagbardsapple https://b3ta.com/board/11427289
From the 'Set Everything in Space' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/seteverythingi... #SetEverythingInSpace

Nothing like the sound of a cage nut pinging off and dropping into the inaccessible depths of the rack :(

Strawberry Switchblade. A duo in polka dots.

Noseybonk looking in a mirror. A character in a mask with a long nose.

Angine de Poitrine. A duo in polka dots who have masks with long noses.

Strawberry Switchblade and Noseybonk walked so Angine de Poitrine could run.

Physicist has written a fascinating big beautiful paper.Let’s not be afraid to call it what it is - groundbreaking.

arxiv.org/abs/2603.21852

I love that it looks like they’re going to CGI in your arms later

A paused frame in which we see our hero against a plain orangey brown background. The iOS Liquid Glass interface has stuck a play button on top of Mr Vaziri’s face, distorting it into something only a mother could be proud of

This really is an excellent video, but I paused it and my phone did this and I’m so, so sorry

The Most Controversial Street in London YouTube video by Evan Edinger

Make a cuppa and cosy up with The Most Controversial Street in London

#LTNsAreGoodActually

A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…

It’s ok. It’ll be back in three days time

:)

None of the cool people use the lifts at Holloway Road. Stairs are much quicker.

(No, not yet and they’ve been in place for ages too)