The response when you ask Matthew Broderick, Brandy, and Caitlyn Jenner what they have in common

album cover for 'Taking the Long Way'

'Takling the Long Way' turns 20 years old this year and is just as relevant today as it was in 2006. we need the chicks to tour it again.

Pop after 1pm? I’m jealous

The first bear with a boyfriend to put “taken” in their bio changed the course of history

Good Evening, “IL-9 Congressional Primary” was a 12 month sociological study conducted by Northwestern University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

it’s definitely not lost on me that the pussycat dolls last attempted to reunite right before COVID hit and now they’re doing it again before ww3.

So no. But you should try it at some point.

Large ‘n discharging’

Now more than ever it’s important that you do not check Debra Messing’s instagram story!

Howdy, Jackers

Noodles & Beef be like Sorry to burst your bubba

Counting or not counting gang violence

Happy Valentine’s Day to the Albanian who cloned my debit card 💕

Tenderly caressing the pee spot on ValenOOMF’s boxers. The haters seethe

Every time you post pictures of your home I’m struck by how beautiful it is.

What if I said Orville Peck is for Pokemon gays whose Pokemon is real housewives

Mine would come out clean

“Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby” meme but hydrogen bomb replaced with Ecuadorian consular staff and coughing baby replaced with ICE agent

Gentle parenting my elder millennial boyfriend by helping him identify which instagram reels are AI

No more himbos who like Pokemon and play video games. Fuck off we’re full!!!

HURRY

EVERYONE GET UNCIRCUMCISED NOW

Saturday I will explore the culinary wonders of greater boystown.

Gettin real fed up with long term monagaoomf shit talking Ashley Judd

Me with some hairy boy butt

It suckkkked