So if I'm watching over a hundred bab artists here, how many more are there I don't know about that don't have Bsky accounts?

Yo what's some brands of kidcore underwear and socks y'all like? An acquaintance asked and all brands fell out of my brain the moment they asked

Appreciate my dragons...
(art by @natsuakai.bsky.social!)

I suppose whatever they negotiated ahead of time?

all glory to the name of god mushroom post but here is the tweet I founded my personal religion on

Best night's sleep I've had in a while. I feel so refreshed and ready to take on the day!

Leather-clad muscle kitty? Yes, please, and thank you.

If your employer isn't giving you hours, you may qualify for unemployment.

Finally got rid of Reddit. Let the healing begin.

Gimme some sugar, baby!

I'm a rebel, I'll pee in the potty and mess in my Pampers.

don't foget the muffled farts

Babyfur onomatopoeia: what heavy metal bands would best represent the following sounds?

Blort
Squish
Crinkle
Squelch
Plop
Tinkle
Smursh
Mush
Rip

OH MY GODZILLA

I can chat about packing Pampers with anyone, but I'd give my left wing to talk about the golden age of thrash metal.

That's me but with their McDouble. Culinary sorcery, I tell you hwat.

That sounds like it could be a real winner!

I asked how old she was. She said 47. Me, an 18-year-old know-it-all, wondered how someone so OLLLLD could enjoy my youth-dominated kind of music. She said she just loves it and left it at that.

I'm 5 years older than her now.

Storytime.

Picture it: Denver, 1991. I'm at a Slayer/Testament show when I start up a chat with a young couple, the mom holding a baby. I comment something, and her mom (baby's grandmother) enters the conversation. I was shocked, what is a GRANDMOTHER doing at a thrash metal concert?

Congratulations on your promotion from the Supercube! Play your cards right, you'll be on your way to the Ultracube in no time.

Necromancer who farts loud enough to wake the dead

At the zoo lion exhibit, you excitedly mention that your diaper has a lion on it, too.

Any moots into humiliation? I'm curious to hear how it works for you. If humiliation is your thing, come on over and share your experience, I'm dying to know.

If you receive a DM from me that doesn't start with "Rawr!", chances are I've been hacked and it's not me.

What style of music do you like to play?

"Needlessly metal"? There is no need for which metal couldn't be fulfilled 🤘

Good choice, always a perennial favorite.