uhhh
wtf

The "10 year olds want to know about business" line made me snicker like mad.

Too late, I doubled over laughing at my work desk when Sarah went into full roast mode.

*listening to a podcast covering a serious issue*
*SMASH CUT TO A LITERALLY FUCKING DEAFENING ADVERTISEMENT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT*
Holy fucknuts, them ads do NOT care if your unlucky ass goes deaf.

He LITERALLY screamed at one point that he was 'Team TERF'. Bro can just take all the L's as far as I'm concerned.

I had Yahtzee on CD. Still one of my favorite things to this day.

mr president

holy shit he actually conceded

folks, they tell you they’re invincible

they tell you they’re inevitable

they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting

and absolutely none of that is true

How in the HELL do you celebrate your centennial year...
On Fan Appreciation Night...
BY GETTING ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE TENTH STRAIGHT YEAR?!
Good ol' Red Wings.
Good gravy.

If y'all haven't done so off rip, block Ringside News. They said something transphobic about a very sweet member of the wrestling community.

the domino meme, with "Rupert Murdoch starts a cable news channel" on the small end and "global armegeddon" at the big end

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

another villain shows up at the world economic forum

Saying “a whole civilization will die” as a threat is not something anyone should be saying.

Absolutely insanity.

It's a real shame that the Bad Sex in Fiction Award was discontinued. This probably would've won despite this weirdness not being in a book at all.

Obsessed with this person… Mox out here drawing people with the smooches 😭 love this for them 🤼

"Sissy, when are you going to get this thing? You said that you'd get this thing."
The answer (unless it's food or necessities) will always be "Eventually."

It was from the Casino Ladder Match. When I first saw him, I said, "So YOU'RE Hangman Page. Let's see why everyone loves you so much."
And then I saw his Buckshot Lariat, and I went, "Holy shit, he has a cool flippy move!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPMz...

What is this Geocities lookin' ass stuff...?

Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

may this define her for the rest of her life.

she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.

girl, bye.

Guess that spouting numbers about the Dow or whatever the fuck clearly didn't save her ass 🤣

Lord, he's blue screenin' like Windows 95 again...

I need this disclaimer to be read super fast like one of those car commercials on the radio.

We're not gonna have enough black lights for that place if it ever materializes...

If this shitshow happens, I'm gonna wonder if I should've invested in popcorn stocks...

happy trans day of visibility

Whoo boy, this post attracted a few EXTRA SALTY people... 🤭

DEWEY ROLLS PAST TRUMAN

*angrish intensifies*

Yeah. Uh-huh.
I'm gonna spike my tea now.