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GOP: noooo you can't send the DOJ and IRS after our groups THAT'S CHEATING 😭

Dems: Ha-ha! indictments machine goes brrrrrrr

Sorry man, the PMC is the only one showing the willingness to fight for America as a concept and we have to hand it to them for that

it really speaks to the double standard pervasive throughout all of politics that even when Democrats play dirty they put it up to a public referendum and still get harsher media coverage

These are all quotes from Frasier.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

if this polling result surprises you, i am issuing emergency guidance for you to touch grass immediately

if you live in Virginia go out and vote Yes so i can live in the lobster district

I know this has been said but this is really the good times create weak men administration.

It used to be dangers to an army were in order
1. Food
2. Disease
3. Enemies

We solved the first 2 and now these guys forgot how bad things were

Tossing a bucket of culture chum to the base “you love this dumb slop don’t you”

Ah the classics

One more preemptive strike will heal me... Just one more preemptive strike bro... I swear I'm good after just let me do one more preemptive strike and I promise I'm good dude

This tweet is almost the same time span from the start of LeBron’s career as it is today.

Amazing how quickly it went from hold on we need fairness in sports to we get to define gender, now we get to define family. Oop there goes rights you’ve had for 20 years. Thats why you can’t give an inch of “acceptable” marginalization

One of the biggest fears and drivers of alcoholic drinking is that everyone will find out you’re bullshitting, ironically the fear and shame pushes you to even more self destructive behaviors, often ensuring more people find out

I like to to call it Woke Palantir

The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack

Motion to bring back mandatory circuit riding for the SCOTUS because justices are woefully out of touch with the common people that their legal opinions profoundly affect. Some of them being ensconced in gated communities and coddled by billionaires is eroding their understanding of public service.

The Nintendo Switch Game Cartridge Taste Tester fucked up and now this current batch isn't rancid.

they don't want you to know this but you can improve the nation's fiscal health and imprison Trump's criminal buddies with this one neat trick:

give ICE's budget to the IRS

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya

Well yeah it's a liquid.

*RYANAIR SAYS JET-FUEL SUPPLY SITUATION 'IS FLUID'

There’s good examples of this already.

My company sells a patent prep and prosecution AI to law firms. My clients have said it doesn’t reduce the amount of work they have to do, it just lets them do more

How have their clients responded? Not by using less attorneys but filing even more patents

Someone, maybe it was @stephenkb.bsky.social, pointed out to me that Eli Witney thought that the cotton gin was going to reduce the amount of slavery in the US, and I keep thinking about that in the context of AI and its effect on jobs

We skipped right over long sleeve/shorts weather and straight into no sleeves

so now we're doing "AmeriKKKan prosperity is subsidized by the super-profits of the imperial core and couldn't exist without the exploitation of the global south proletariat" but from the right

Also deleting all of these listing notifications is a great bit of self care

Feel like I just went thru a marathon house hunting but this zillow notif said the first place we looked at has only been on for 19 days that can’t be right