JD Vance.

First the Pope.

Now Orban's political career.

Nice to wake up and the Armageddon has been postponed, at least for the time being.

Same. Know I should watch it but also know that I won't be concentrating as I'll be constantly preparing to vomit

youtu.be/rQDeU6dHX-c?...

We all know it.

Richard Roper is a climate denier.

#thenightmanager

I know there is a lot more to worry about here, but why bother doing individual flags that stop at each border? Why not one big flag that encompasses Alaska, Canada, US and Greenland?

He's even more of a monster than I thought.

Great editing and end of ep hook tho. Mixes it up from the usual

Exactly. Discuss it with the other T's first, work out how to weaponise it, don't kill Jade or Sam, wait until after breakfast when they have survived and everyone starts giving their suspicions again and ... BANG.

Fiona was just pissed that it wasn't her that Amanda divulged her job to. Petty.

I started listening to podcasts at 1.6 speed to cram more in.

When it reverts to normal speed, the hosts now sound like they're drunk.

Sounds good.

Can we use that for early Michael Jackson too? Coz Billy Jean is still a banger.

Surely it's a long form performance piece? The Alan Partridge of Conservative take down?

Started playing "Would you rather ..." with my 7 year old daughter.

She's just played the killer question.

Q: Would you rather be married ....

.... Or happy?

(My marriage is fine before anyone asks)

Draw me like one of your French Poodles....

That's proper funny. Well done. Full marks.

Agyemang!

Like when you called your teacher 'mum' at school

14

You know that you've been watching too much Star Wars when the dawn chorus begins to sound like a group of droids

Woke Marxist Pope ...

... with breakfast in bed.

It's all very well using two wires to hotwire a car but

how do you turn it off when you get where you're going?

Ah.

Barry Shitpeas.

You missed a letter out.

HE MY ROI, surely?

Listened to that open-mouthed.

Utter cowardice.

CITV just played the Scooby-Doo episode with Scooby's dream in the Twin Peaks red room.

Class there from @itvxofficial.bsky.social

RIP David Lynch

Well hello, Bluesky - thanks for having me.

And look at you lot!

Aren't you all just GAWJUS!