i miss philip seymour hoffman so much

tried out brotato tonight

only played a few rounds so far, but it's fun. do feel like a lot of these games share the exact same problems that make me not enjoy them as much

stevie knicks aka knees_calhoun showing mozart died at the mozart death house on twitter saying "this is really helpful thanks" with hunter_hhhh saying: "mozart on december 5th, 1791: oh wow, a freshly baked pie? just for me? [HE WALKS INSIDE, CAMERA PANS TO SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT READS "PIE FACTORY"] [SIGN FALLS OFF, REVEALING A SIGN THAT READS "Mozart Death House"]"

A small brown bunny sniffs the neck of an acoustic guitar while sitting on a wooden floor.

crazy how mad some people will get over someone playing to win a competitive ranked match

a man in a suit is standing next to a coffin in a room ALT: a man in a suit is standing next to a coffin in a room

pokemon viewers when a boosted mon clicks a recovery move instead of spamming offensive moves at 15%

every stupid found footage horror movie i watch nowadays just makes me appreciate more and more how much of a miracle lake mungo is

clicking cards for a bit www.twitch.tv/orrsa

the game definitely feels very imbalanced as of now - i'm technically on a very comfy 3 streak with silent despite struggling so hard on everyone else, but it's still a good time

been minimizing my sts2 time to try to stave off burnout, but i've got a10 wins on 2/5 characters, with hopefully two more following soon (ironclad sux)

new friend came in the mail today

david lynch's "mouthwashing" probably would've gone hard

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

not to be too hyperbolic but the last thirty minutes or so of memories of murder might be the best a movie has ever been

wish i could spoiler tag a retweet

nevertheless, outer wilds! wowee!

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

it's actually kinda awesome when "guy who sucks" makes bad art

instead of self-reflection and critical thinking about what you just watched, you just get to go "hell yeah i knew it"

Critical response On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 43% of 76 critics' reviews are positive.[35] Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, assigned the film a score of 37 out of 100, based on 35 critics, indicating "generally unfavorable" reviews.[36] Barry Hertz of Globe and Mail stated that whereas a cosmic beast like Cthulhu or Azathoth at least possess all-knowing knowledge in addition to their sanity-breaking powers of terror, a horror like The Super Mario Galaxy Movie retains no vaguely redeeming qualities.[37]

love when a bad movie comes out and critics have to find their own fun in the writing process

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie review – bland screensaver of a movie that’s actually worse than AI At this point, it’s trite to say that a bad film feels as if it’s been AI generated, but this simplistic sequel is next-level – it’s nothing more than an Easter holiday cash grab

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brutal, dude

i will watch you in anything queen

it's been about a week since i saw project hail mary and basically the entire movie is gone from my brain

but man

that one scene with sander huller

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

it's me i'm men

men only want one thing and it's disgusting

outer wilds forgotten castaways - very good! puzzles are satisfying and the progression feels very smooth. minor complaints with some of the writing and locations, but it definitely feels like outer wilds

if the base game and eote are 10/10s, then fc is a solid 8.5-9 out of 10

finishing forgotten castaways, then something else maybe www.twitch.tv/orrsa

half star reviews of my letterboxd top 4

watched ferris bueller's day off for the first time tonight, and man i did not know one person could say "oh that's where this is from" so many times in 100 minutes