I got banned from Tomodachi Life.

I didn’t think that was possible!

But also it’s for the best. >_>

Oh my god you guys I got a sponsor to send me to Coachella! =D

I’m going to be partying it up on behalf of…Metamucil!!!!

I tried to dr swallow my meds.

It is not going well

RFK Jr. and a dead raccoon’s penis.

Is a sentence I was not expecting to hear today. I’m not shocked because of the circus that is the presidents cabinet. I think I’m more…embarrassed?

Borderline sleazy hotel: ✅

Bed that has most likely seen more than one illicit activity: ✅

Drug addicts in my room that might share their supply with me: *unlocks door* pending :3

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18

Not my favorite, that year was a bit of a dud for me movie wise >_>

Post a pic of yourself as a doctor

I think so unfortunately

I had to change my work password. It may or may not include OwO and or boy kisser.

I probably need to change it again >_>

God am I going on a cruise or to fucking church camp?!

Just ruined all my fun!

I’m so mad I think I’m going to burn down a warehouse!

…too soon? >_>

You called?

New blue eyes!

Thank you to everyone @lemonbrat.bsky.social they look amazing!!

I don’t think “going down the rabbit hole” is a good description for experimenting with drugs. I picture more like being an open vertical mine shaft.

Raid leader: what’s your ilvl?

Me: I’m 6’2” so they sit around 5’8”?
*kicked from raid*

Me: *tied to a chair* oh no Mr kidnapper please don’t take advantage of me! *spreads legs* 😏

Kidnapper: I’m not going to touch you!

Me:….why the fuck not!?

O___O

*stabs you*

What brah it was just a prank!?

If you see it, do it
Thus I do!!

Nickname: Juice
Height: 6'2"
Sexuality: Bisexual
Smoke: Nope
Pierced: Yes on my left ear
Tatoos: None…yet
Fave colors: Black, like my soul *emo hair flip*
Fave bev: Monster zero sugar >_>
Fave food: Tacos!
Fave animals: *points at sona* ….

The one TACO Tuesday I make enchiladas!

If you leave a sterile environment with your shoe covers on then reenter the sterile environment with those same shoe covers on. You’re wrong.

“Which version of bible do you prefer?”

Me: …which version has Moses parting the Red Sea with a Bayblade?

Imagine if we lived in a world where the Zune beat the iPod.

Oh no guys! There’s not going to be anymore Fruit Love Island! This is worse than Starfleet Academy being cabled! D=

/sarcasm

Damn, now I'm really regretting now making that last minute drive out there.

Depluralize a movie:

Tremor

11. Gaming system of choice

PC but I use a Mac these days and don’t play any high end games much anymore.

10. Best gameplay

I think Bioshock Infinite

9. Saddest Game Scene

Yesara’s death in WoW legion. Always gets me.