Merry Xmas enjoy what you can...

CAVForth autonomous bus service to end due to low patronage Stagecoach East Scotland's AB1 service in Forth, which was the UK's first full-size autonomous bus service, will come to an end on 14 February 2025.

Our automomous bus sytem appears not to be in demand... bit.ly/3OZTNmA

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Now there is a police involvement, got to put up some kind of defence...I'm waiting on "a big boy did it and ran away"

I'm not dyslexic but I google correct spellings, nothing wrong with that.

Always remember HR is there to help the company not the staff.

I was told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect...

for which I am eternally grapefruit

Great to be able to follow you on here too.

Me: I'm not saying I want to fight a coworker, l'd just like the option.

HR: We will not be using your suggestion of Fight Club Friday.

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

He looks old enough to be pouring a pint in the pub...

Yesterday, wasn't rainy but pretty damp, it is a different world (much better)

Yup imprinted on my leg many times

All the time...has replaced the oven where possible.

Just had our xmas tree delivered, driver asks if I'm putting it up myself...no mate I thought the the living room was more appropriate.

Not sure myself, however there is not enough time to hear all the questions on this debate.

I thought it was an odd comment as well...

When I was a kid my parents moved house a lot, but I always found them.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Too much information perhaps?

I'm easily amused...

Followed you on that other site, always a pleasure.

My wife and I have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat good food, and enjoy companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

Definitley not...

Coke Zero for me...

Don't be worried about your Smartphone or tv spying on you...your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

"Nudge"

Our son just came in and said he liked the new kitchen blind...it's only been there for 15 years.

Politics today..."We didn't say we wouldn't, we said we had no plans to".
Exactly what a snake oil salesman would say.