Nice try, Gravy. Come back with a warrant.

Literal AI slop! (That was my last one, I promise)

And who amongst us doesn’t love a hearty ladle of something actively fighting dripping out?

A man in a blue shirt with one green sleeve is, presumably, serving two offscreen sailers each one tray of food. His face is obscured because it is smooshed up against a metal half-wall coming down from the ceiling

What do you mean AI? Lots of people hand out trays of food this way, two at a time, with their faces smashed against a metal barrier

Credit has been claimed by the “Alf Hog Liberation Front”

Why is it glossy?

You know it when you see it

Top text reads “Using purified water or distilled water ice ball effect. The image is a hand holding a ball of ice with noticeable bubbles in it. There is a red text block across that reads “Radioactive bubbles appear”

My new whiskey ice mold came with a pretty serious warning

I’m surprised they haven’t tried to do a remake that ends in everyone deciding “both sides make some compelling points”

The exception that proves the rule being Newsies

I fucking love Philly

I've also never had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein or accomplices. Just in case, you know, anyone was asking.

Even if he doesn't "follow through", we can't go back to a time when the fucking President of the United States didn't publicly threaten to commit genocide. It has long been the case that MAGA hats were equivalent to swastikas, but now there's absolutely zero valid counter-argument.

Look, every time he goes to the hospital we get our hopes up and are disappointed. Let’s not do that to ourselves this time

Screenshot of a tweet from August 7, 2017 that tags the Frosted Flakes account and reads “I’d fuck that tiger”

The ADL: “it’s antisemitic to call Israel an apartheid regime.”

Israel: “We just passed an ethnically specific death penalty law.”

ADL: “Ok, but it’s still…”

Israel: “the symbol of the campaign was a golden noose.”

Case in point, the most unifying political message of the past decade was, without question, “Go Birds, Fuck ICE, Free Palestine”

Also, city hall is melting, which I don’t think I’ve seen reported in the Inquirer

“Michel Foucault and Judith Butler have supplanted those of Jesus Christ” is a winning tourism slogan, actually

You know where “liberals” and “leftists” are getting along and working together just fine? Literally everyfuckingwhere that real people are doing real organizing in the real world. If you’ve made fighting about it online your whole personality, you are terminally boring.

I desperately want to try red kibble from The Expanse

The new 999 challenge- 9 coffees, 9 ghosts (do not do this)

I’m just saying, if I was designing a hell dimension, “nice all week when you’re stuck at work, but it turns miserable the second you might enjoy anything” is exactly what the weather would be like

The fact that Elizabeth Warren, a sitting senator, posting “I have questions for Mr Beast” has actual context means that our whole species has had its turn and it’s time to move on

I can kinda see it

Fight the bosses, but not your bosses, even though they are openly cribbing notes

I went to a “radical organizers conference” once that was sponsored by a couple of major unions. The workshops had stuff like tactics for fighting bosses and salting, but the one for managing the stress of working for a “movement org” was like, self-care tips

Platner's gonna have a "hold my beer" moment on this in about a year

“Oh, I see the problem. You got one of them Shonda Rhimes model elevators. These things’ll seize up on ya a the slightest hint of sexual tension.”

Like, even if you can get past the whole nazi thing (what a fucking sentence to have to type, btw), how can people not see the Fetterman heel turn coming?