Refused to make the first move and was kicked out of the chess tournament for, yep, you guessed it, being white 🙄

Visited my grandma with dementia for Easter. The dementia made her no longer homophobic which is baller but it also made her racist which is not baller

4 years no nicotine!!!! idk who needs to hear this but quitting is always possible, it’s not hopeless and your life WILL get better after quitting

(wolf ripping off shirt) I LOVE DOUBLES

Had a great time at Capped! River and I went 1-2 in pools, lost to Ben/Sy in losers of main bracket, then went 2-1 in redemption chain matches

Dog (feeling The Effects)

Stressful day at work today but if I can make it thru this there’s BMW as the light at the end the tunnel

Flaming skeleton playing guitar

Just placed in the money for the first time ever! It covered the cost of my entry so overall I went +$0 but we take those

Also shoutouts to Toast, I’ve seen him at couple brackets before but luck had us sitting next to each other at the after bracket function and he was a chiller! Love how may cool people i’ve met through melee

Went 0-2 in bracket at the local, but I pulled out the DK for redemption bracket and got 3rd :) And then I went out and go Ethiopian food wit da crew and it was super fun! I almost never get to do after bracket stuff, now I really want to do that again 🥲

Nubby's Number Factory - I have 9999x rerolls on this round

nubbing out at the number factory

angry calf looks at laptop screen in disgust

Me when I try to VOD review sets I lost to a Falco and I end up just getting pissed at that stupid fucking bird that I hate

lov me frienfs

My ideal profession is to be the guy with the sunglasses who stand at the front of the Pokémon gym hyping challengers up, telling them to use water and grass type attacks against Brock’s rock-hard Pokémon, and giving out fresh waters. I think I’d be pretty good at it

Getting a haircut 2 hours before bracket and I have no idea how I want my hair. I’m just showing up and going on vibes. This has the chance to go disastrously

got LAUGHED AT at my local Taco Bell for trying to order a quesarito. No amount of telling them that they just recently brought it back worked. “That’s been off our menu since 2017” Yeah I Know Dipshit And They Just Brought It Back Get With The Program

Just found out the quesarito is back at Taco Bell. This day has only gotten better

There’s a fine balance between wanting to be someone’s friend and respecting their space, and I struggle a lot when I want to be friends with someone but I never get the chance. Sometimes you just gotta be patient and wait for a good opportunity

Might’ve *finally* broken the ice with someone I’ve been to a bunch of tournaments with but have never really had a positive or negative interaction with. 1 down and 1 to go

A cat in a field surrounded by empty cans of white monster. The cat is squished and says ‘Fuck’

Going to work on monday morning and wanting everything and everyone to just die

Me back in 2020 with hair long enough to fall to my shoulders and completely cover my face

I want to go back to having hair this long but my hair grows in so thick that my head gets too hot in the heat

The Stanley Hotel. A sign reads “ THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE BECOME GHOSTS INSIDE OF YOU AND LIKE THIS YOU KEEP THEM ALIVE “

🎄🎄

Managed to hurt my nose by bringing a tissue to my nose too quickly like some sort of fool or perhaps a buffoon

"USA Today called it "a movie that gives marriage, homosexuality, friendship, firefighters, children and nearly everything else a bad name."[8] The Wall Street Journal called it "an insult to gays, straights, men, women, children, African-Americans, Asians, pastors, mailmen, insurance adjusters, firemen, doctors -- and fans of show music."[9]"

How critics would react to a movie made about my life

Getting gendered as a woman by an old guy at the front desk at the hotel where Steven King wrote The Shining

What are you looking that the Alt text for, huh? I told you the pic was unrelated, what do you want from me?

Went 2-2 and made a friend tonight at Heater, I feel pretty good about how things went. Pic unrelated

Many have been saying this!

A Sheik player hangs

On the ledge, thinkin bout boys

Fudanshino Stall

cheeseburger

It’s fucked up how far the comma key is from the number pad. Who the fuck decided that. “Oh, the character paired extremely frequently with numbers typed on the number pad? Let’s put it between M and the period” is a statement said by the utterly deluded and insane