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Wemby KO'd

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The 76ers

I remember telling a bartender here in Georgia I had no idea who Charlie Kirk was and...whew....they were bamboozled for the rest of the night.

Lengua

By the body language of the 2nd base ump, I'd venture a guess that goose hissed at him and squared up.

And my friend knew not to fuck with the geese.

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That's a lot of words for "Work from home"

The year is 2055.

The only way we can get supplies is to reload the account balance on PolyFanduelKings.

If I parlay my titers, gas and produce just right I can have a pretty good week.

If not they break my ankles and make me drive a truck for 12 hours.

I told my wife that "Zander" died and she looked very confused.

Then she realized I was talking about Starship Troopers and not Buffy.

Then it got me realizing that if you played a character named Zander in film or TV, you might wanna avoid hazards

RIP Bluesky the Sports App

I used to be able to supply my basement bathroom with toilet paper rolls from hotels I stayed at.

Last time I was out of town, I had to pay 25 cents per wipe because they had those ALDI style locks on the rolls.

The "Bluesky is dying" guy is also the "I have disposable income to miss my flights" guy so do with that debate as y'all see fit...

Honestly, I'm shocked they haven't paywalled NFLGSIS information yet.

Seems like a matter of time before that accessibility is altered.

Thank you for this.

For a brief moment after reading the vague AJ Brown stories, I wanted to call into Philadelphia sports talk radio.

This kept that urge at bay...for now...

need to also highlight the Buffalo fans knocking over the metal barrier during the celebrations at their outdoor watch party

Pretty sure that @mishacollins.bsky.social actually did send the "J-Squared got me good" tweet during that episode

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There is so much fluid movement behind the scenes with these NFL teams and their scouting depts/front offices.

Last years draft is a reflection of last year's personnel making decisions based on improving from the previous year based on the talent available then.

This year is different™

Previous draft success/failure should not be a heavily weighed factor for determining whether a trade is good or bad.

Every team fucks up draft picks. Every team drafts diamonds in the rough.

But starting analysis based on, "They would've messed up the pick anyways" is just as bad as can be imho.

Joe Burrow has played a full NFL season in 3 of his 6 years with the Bengals.

Even if Dexter Lawrence plays to his potential, at the end of the day the Bengals are only going to go as far as Burrow can take them.

Seems like this upcoming season is an all-in shove betting on him playing every game.

This is when I like to remind people that LeBron’s first national magazine profile was actually like 8 months earlier, in SLAM. 😉

Ummm...Bengals......

And on replay...it grazed the rim barely. Wow

Ummmmmm...that ball didn't come anywhere near the rim.

WTF refs

Last night my wife & I had dinner at Culvers (Canton, GA).

Seated behind us were about 5 older religious conservative White folk in their 60's-70's.

They were talking negatively about the Trump/Jesus pic & him blasting the Pope.

Words used included: "anti-Christ" "blasphemer" "ugly"

Anyways...

Made a dynasty trade this morning.

12 team Superflex TE Premium

Gave:
Jaxson Dart
Oronde Gadsden

Received:
Jalen Hurts
Travis Kelce

My mindset is more 2-for-1 getting Hurts. Even with all the Eagles drama, Hurts is just 27 years old.

I hope Dart stays healthy, but his style of play worries me.

Last year during training camp for the NFL I stumbled upon a Chargers beat writer over on Twitter who had posted a link to his in-depth article (paywalled).

One of the first replies was along the lines of, "grok post the entire article" and it FUCKING did!

Ever since, I've waited for this day...