It's good to see that it's not just us that concede shit goals.

And there it is, like an arthritic dog walker, Newcastle United are physically incapable of holding on to a lead.

It would be rude not to.

The Bondi has been broken.

So are we all drinking Knox Hydrate now, then father?

The Wobbly Duck and Mean Eyed Cat are both worth a mention, and although not strictly a bar, the Two By Two Brewery Tap Room is decent if you like good beer and want something a bit different.

Completey gutless

Last night's result was a proper kick in the nuts, better side throughout. We can blame poor officiating as much as we like, and yes, the ref, once again, was piss poor, but players need to be more clinical in front of goal. They squandered some great chances. It's been a problem all season.

Just when you thought refereeing couldn't get any worse in struts Peter Bankes.

What a weird game of football.

The Weekend At Bernie's reboot looks a bit shit.

Joe Harvey took a holiday he went to budapest etc.

There has been much discussion around the apparent deterioration in the standards of top-level refereeing, and yes, the current crop are absolutely woeful. But haven't they always been, Trelford Mills, anybody?

So, some form of justice was done in the end.

I'm not so stupid as to use poor officiating as an excuse for today's defeat. Villa were by far the better side but fuck me Jarred Gillett is an absolutely appalling referee.
And don't even get me started about the assistant in front of the East Stand. How can you judge offside from behind play.

I see a lot of people wondering how something like Donald Trump happened.
Put simply, Trump is the waste product of the American dream, a toxic turd shat out after decades of conspicuous consumption. He poisons everything he touches and like most stubborn logs he's virtually impossible to flush.

Has anyone noticed that television ads for laundry pods and detergents now end with the warning "always keep away from children"?
I think the same rule should be applied to Donald Trumps briefings and social media posts.

The board of peace, what a fucking misnomer that is, its membership list reads like a who's who of tyrants and despots.

It's not a leak. It's an indoor water feature.

Weather Update: I'm giving serious consideration to building an ark.

All in all not a bad evening's work stand-out performances from Joelinton, Botman & England's best left back Lewis Hall. Great support for Anthony Elanga too. Moment of the night was undoubtedly when Tripps handed the armband to Lewis Miley great stuff. Hopefully, Bruno isn't as bad as it looked 🤞

Have to say I find the fact that the PSV fans have booked Pop World for a private party all very amusing.

Blue Monday, what a load of old tosh. Like every other Monday isn't as equally depressing.
Just some made-up PR shit designed to flog more holidays.

"Britain is broken!"
Yell the men who are
trying to break it

Sky Sports commentary team celebrating Man Utd's win over Citeh, like it's the second coming of Christ.

"Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.” Kurt Vonnegut.

Ah, well, I didn't want to go back to Wembley anyway.

Newcastle United FC. Doing it the hard way since 1892.

10th of January and I'm exhausted watching NUFC. God only knows how the players must feel.

Just when you thought Premier League refereeing couldn't get any worse, up steps, Michael Salisbury.