Alright guys, I'm the first wave coming in from the Twitter shitshow

What's happenin

Only 75,000 people have been displaced in Southern Lebanon. No biggie. 🫤

Actually forgot this existed

Oh my fuck that's funny

What is there to say? Nothing three hundred characters could encapsulate.

reskeet with a fictional character you base your personality around

🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead. :)

This is the way

Democrats and Republicans are both Banana Parties, wanna know why?

Because it's their favorite kind of Republic

Preach!

This mfer said bluesky elders

this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life

“Absolutely Stunning” – Scientists Discover Metals That Can Heal Themselves Microscopic cracks vanish in experiments, revealing possibility of self-healing machines. In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists have for the first time observed metal spontaneously healing its mic...

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Have you seen giant wasps flying around? Don't panic, it's Cicada Killer season! These native insects dig holes and fill them with cicada bodies to feed their young. 🧪extension.illinois.edu/blogs/flowers-fruits-and...

Babe you must be the summer of 2023 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.

The fact that I'm schooling lolberts while toasted off alcohol should not be a commendation upon my knowledge, but a condemnation on the weakness of their own ridiculous argument.