So you're saying he should have been on patrol in Guthrie's front yard the night she was abducted? That's absurd. How is her abduction his fault, no matter how wasted he was?

You are so pathetically clueless. He's retiring.

Is that Miltonia Celle 'Wasserfall'?

Have you ever thought about what effect there will be to the economy if trump is removed from office?

Everything will grind to a halt. People will be partying for weeks, and not showing up for work. Sobering thought, but I sure as hell don't plan on being sober.

You're a fucking moron.

Walnuts with legs.

Christopher Penn @cspenn Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it's far more likely that autism causes vaccines.

April is Autism Acceptance Month🧪

Second egg has hatched now!

If you can't spell it correctly, I wouldn't trust your ability to correctly identify it.

*venomous*

Breaking Bad: "Fly"

Well, that just earned you a block!

"People are asked...." By whom? Passive voice doing an awful lot of heavy lifting there.

Maxwell Smart, holding up his thumb and index finger: "Missed it by that much."

See, now, I've seen predictions more like 100,000 years, mean estimate, based on its age and average lifetime for similar stars.

Link?

"Discovered", not invented.

Do you have a link?

Why is it so hard for people to get the Moon's phases right? Crescent Moons are never high in the sky. You've got the Moon frame totally backwards.

But, isn't there a somewhat "S" shape to the galactic disk, also?

You want to try that again, but in English this time?

I saw my first one yesterday!

*fungus*

The creator of this meme needs to learn the difference between "marshal" and "martial", because otherwise they just look really ignorant.

I bet you're really wanting that Edit button right now.

Taken today.

I always make sure that there's a small balance on one card on statement day that I pay off immediately because a zero balance dings my score.

Somebody has to notice the Seinfeld reference, so here I am!