@anvlad11.rocks @notpushk.in (Микроволновка хорошо подействовала на Цукерберга, там теперь можно подписываться на людей из феди; но не с bsky.brid.gy, видимо кто-то из них блочит)

@anvlad11.rocks @notpushk.in Мне тоже, да

@notpushk.in test

Carbon dating, i.e. dating exclusively carbon-based lifeforms

Купил хуйню для автоматизации координатного домофона и встраивания в умнодом через MQTT.

В целом оно заработало, но в MQTT переключатели не дёргаются.

Пошёл спросить вопрос.

Естественно, вопрос можно спросить только в Telegram группе.

Окей. Заходим в Telegram группу - в конце концов после […]

Terminal and Disk Utility running on an iPhone

Xcode and Activity Monitor (barely) running in 4GB RAM with lots of broken UI

AppKitGallery running with lots of visual corruption on an iPhone

Apple may not bring macOS to iPad, but it looks like we're getting to a point where people can hackintosh it together on a jailbroken device anyway 😅

https://github.com/khanhduytran0/MacWSBootingGuide

@astrra.space Managing people is hard so actually it would make sense to teach that! And there’s also a lot of things you need to keep track of to run a company smoothly, so all together would make sense to teach as a uni program

But instead we have the master in being an asshole degrees

Fight Chat Control (@chatcontrol@mastodon.social) Attached: 1 image IMPORTANT UPDATE: 🇨🇿 Czech Republic is now OPPOSED to Chat Control, as announced by Prime Minister Petr Fiala: "On behalf of myself and the entire TOTAL coalition, I want to say clearly: we will not allow the monitoring of citizens' private correspondence. We do not agree that any emails or messages on platforms such as WhatsApp or Messenger can be monitored. Protecting our children is important, but we have to do it differently." This now leaves eight undecided member states.

Чехи красавцы
https://mastodon.social/@chatcontrol/115096239408454301

@astrra.space
Woodyard, Chris (1994-10-19). "Software Developer Dick Pick Dies at 56"

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口から出る音でJR常磐線【フルバージョン】 YouTube video by ヒューマントレイン

"oh wow he's pretty good at speaking with the same intonation as the station announcements, i wonder what happens ne- WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE THOSE SOUNDS WITH YOUR MOUTH"

youtu.be/RDW4oSdJKR8

@astrra.space F

August 1st - Googler asks the community if XSLT should be removed from the HTML living standard.
https://github.com/whatwg/html/issues/11523

Respondents overwhelmingly reject the suggestion.

August 6th - Google starts work on removing XSLT from Chrome […]

traumatizing every single one of my followers with a single post

Catch em all!

сегодня ехал мимо её любимой скамейки и увидел такое 💔

надеюсь найдётся :(

@broadway_lamb

This isn’t cute, DB only does this when they’re very distressed

Project Vend: Can Claude run a small shop? (And why does that matter?) In "what could possibly go wrong?" news, Anthropic and Andon Labs wired Claude 3.7 Sonnet up to a small vending machine in the Anthropic office, named it Claudius and told …

Who among us wouldn't be tempted to trick an AI vending machine into stocking tungsten cubes and then giving them away to us for free? https://simonwillison.net/2025/Jun/27/project-vend/

chat is a fourth person pronoun

2 identical notifications from Drive: "You have received encrypted messages."

which one of you is trying to message me via my fucking synology drive???

chat I think the futo keyboard is starting to learn that I start a lot of phrases with "chat", it's so over for me

Вспомнил, что у меня зачем-то есть аккаунт в сосальной сети тредс.нет

Dead internet theory and practice

Me when when I make a cryptocurrency and decide proof of work is a bad minting strategy: miners dni

Bluesky is preparing to censor things in response to government requests.

А-а-а напас лавандос
А-а-а апельсиновый рай

...спасибо?

If – by some miracle! – I get to a point where my company can start hiring people, it’ll have the best demonyms in the world:

my employees will be ædgelords

and lunnatics