gm

dude i have a headache... you have to suck my dick to get the headache juices out of me...

and the height

i have the emotional maturity of a toddler

look, im sorry that i gave your puppygirl chocolate. i didn't fucking know she was a dog. in my defense, she's terrible at making dog noises. i mean, just awful. i thought she was a fucking koala or something.

reading this as i pick at my scalp

part of me wants to sound like my brother. he inherited the thick rhode island accent

i wonder if people thought this about midnight mass. "ugh, learning about the characters is so boring- i just want to see the cool vampire! i dont care about the religious talk!"

i've only really used two companions in eso, ember and sharp. ember doesnt like fishing, so i dont use her. sharp loves fishing

NO FUN ALLOWED

its a shame that the only necromancer companion in eso is a "GOOD" necromancer. he gets pissed when you talk to cadwell, one of my favorite eso characters ever. i'd choose cadwell over zerith-var ANY DAY.

sharp is tired of my shit

generally, i feel as if movies are getting longer. iirc the avatar movies are over 3 hours, and people are completely fine with that

usually during movies i always think "ugh. how much time is left? im bored."but not during iron lung. ive played the game so i vaguely know where it goes, but i was so curious how they were going to adapt it. i thought it was amazing.

i saw it with some of my family, and they thought the exact opposite. that it was "slow, boring, and drawn out." therefore, they called the movie bad. i simply think they aren't the intended audience and that it was a good movie

"um the correct term now is achillean!" IM A FAGGOT.

a man in a cape is flying through the air between two tall buildings Alt: magneto descending from sky and then using some power from his hands

"you're mlm" no actually im a faggot whos killing you with my mind. PSYCHIC HOMO BLAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry im thinking about dusk a lot since iron lung

i wish ultrakill fans would check out other games published by new blood

if you meet me at vehk city, say hi. if you meet me at the temple im a talkative guy

photo of a pencil sketch of godzilla's face. The sadness in his eyes betrays the smile he is attempting

Godzilla doodle 😈✏️

FFFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK!!! IM JACKING OFF MY PENIS!!!!!!!????

i think watching iron lung made me regain my interest in marine biology, cosmic horror, and speculative zoology

some people get into marine biology because they like the "cute" creatures. dolphins, seals, sea lions, certain sharks, penguins- you get it. meanwhile i was always obsessed with the "ugliest" and most unloved creatures. mostly deep sea related. i used to love teaching people about it

i used to be huge on marine biology, but ive forgotten a lot of it. i should look more into that again

my mom saw my molag bal statue and picked it up and his leg fell off and she thought she broke him LMAO

TEXAS ROADHOUSE BLOOMING ONION SAVE ME

the blair cuck project: a found footage porno

i want to know your pussy inside and out.. mostly inside, considering thats where the majority of the pussy is. i think.