🚨 Duo has been pardoned by Joe Biden

me: “i’m going to bed early tonight”

me at 3am:

Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.

This year has been far more scattered 💀

My Spotify wrapped city last year was Victoria BC and I have been riding that high all year

upgrading my toyota tacoma for a toyota burritoma

NEWS IN PHOTO: Trump AG pick Matt Gaetz withdraws after learning America over 18

What I Support

LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine ☮︎
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥

Been really into dead by daylight lately

Animal crossing is and forever will be my safe space 🙏🏻

jigsaw voice saying "would you like to play a game" except it's figuring out logistics for thanksgiving and the holidays

we’re like three days out from trump putting dr phil in the united states cabinet just in case anyone wants to begin psychologically preparing

Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me

Way too chaotic for this crowd

These cabinet picks are the worst season of Celebrity Apprentice ever

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over

Don't worry. They never shut up about it

This one turned out okay. It's fun to use the 5x optical zoom, can do some neat perspectives.

#Calgary
#Alberta
#Canada
#teampixel

there’s no shame in pausing to look at the controls. shame comes when you forget them seconds later.

The tops and bottoms of Bluesky drama has been entertaining me all evening

trees:

trees:

trees:

hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder

Having to shovel snow for the first time these season today was humbling 🫠

at 20MM i hope we get commemorative tote bags

It is like we are rebooting the beloved sitcom Twitter which ended in 2014.

we all thought Twitter’s collapse would be swift and sudden like the fall of the Roman Empire but instead it’s been a steady, irreversible decay like the fall of the Roman Empire

Love it until after Christmas and then all bets are off!

The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.