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ᅠ𝓣𝐑𝐘 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗧 .
𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑬,
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
「 * 𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬 」 ...

Leg lift.

❝ You work for me. ❞

Regina, truthfully, didn’t have to give her a choice. She could have easily just as well went through with it without warning.

But just this once, the wicked queen was with honor. Simple honor, though it was.

❝ Then let me offer you this. My powers don’t only control machines. They also enhance them. Make them stronger. ❞

Regina recalled her spell on Monkey Khan’s cybernetics. It wasn’t just a takeover. Each hit was harder, each blow was quicker. He was improved. She could be too.

❝ Because those things make me angry too. And the only way to get rid of all the anger is more power. That’s what it seems like, yes? ❞

Regina keeps on circling around, almost like a vulture. She seems to be speaking truthfully, from the core of her own soul.

❝ What makes you angry, Surge? ❞

Regina begins to pace around her, taking her sweet time with every step she takes. It’s a leisurely but calculated stroll.

Hi Mobius. If you think you’re safe, you’re not. :3

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ㅤㅤ➣ㅤㅤ𝕮𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 —— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝕯𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑶𝑵.

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Freeze your braiiiiinnnnnnnn

❝ It’s the Double Gulp Cups. You use the Double Gulp Cups to encase the demons and then you put it in like a bag and then throw it into the river to free them. ❞

❝ I KNOW SOME GUYS — I KNOW SOME GUYS WHO HAVE LIKE HOMEMADE DEMON EXORCISM GEAR. THEY LIVE OUTSIDE OF 7/11. I TRUST THEM. ❞

❝ Girl, check this out, check this out. There are apparently demons all over Walmarts. The original were made on like ancient Echidna burial grounds and now they’re just following every chain.

It’s like all over TikTok. That’s why so many people go missing in Walmart. The demons look like this. ❞

❝ Yeah, I think if you probably slurped the noodles inside, you would probably get possessed or something. Someone should call an exorcist or the SCP or whoever. I just know I’m never going back to that specific Walmart. ❞

❝ I WANTED to cook it, but then I got distracted because there was a kid yodeling in the next aisle. I started making a break for it out of the store because I thought he was summoning some demonic entity. You think shit like that doesn’t happen in a Walmart? It does and I wasn’t going to risk it! ❞

FUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUCK!

❝ I . . . used my technomagic to make the microwave work without an outlet. I’ve been doing this for a year until now and no one’s noticed . . . ❞

. . . Shiiiiiiiiit.

[ Regina knows where she left her ramen cup. And you would too, if you read Iron Queen Goes To Walmart Issue #5! ]

I’m homeless and that was my only one.

Has anyone seen my ramen cup?

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ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ

𝗡𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹...

≫ #SMTRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪

❝ Regina. ❞

The Iron Queen tilts her head ever so slightly, resting her eyes on the tenrec’s own. Her lip curls to the right.

❝ What’s yours? ❞

❝ mm. ❞

Regina just smiles — oddly. She doesn’t exactly make a move. All she does is smile in the most unnerving manner that she can.

. . .

She remains stone-faced.

❝ My dear. Until now, I wasn’t aware that you had any. ❞

❝ A gross simplification. The tribe I belonged to mastered the ability to manipulate electronic signals from just about everywhere.

It was an art that could be fine tuned to tap into the very elements of nature itself. But their practices were lost to time. I alone carry their legacy. ❞

Uses her technomancy on the nearest electronic device. It’s like fishing. She’s bound to pick up something good eventually.

❝ Whatever you say… ❞

❝ My word, is there a Mobian who doesn’t praise that hedgehog like the world revolves around him? ❞

ᴅᴇᴇᴛᴢɪᴇ

I doooo love me my camp villains, but I also really like the mysterious types as well. Gill from Street Fighter could also be fun.