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According to the Cool Scots calendar, it's a bumper week ahead for aubergine aficionados.

Winning, Labour Style Reform UK's Scottish branch manager Malcolm Offord claimed that Anas Sarwar, Labour's Scottish branch manager, approached him and suggested they do a deal to defeat the SNP. This followed a live debat...

CARTOON: Malcolm Offord may be a pathetic, poisonous, odious little man, but that's exactly the sort of person Anas Sarwar can do business with.
gregmoodie.com/winning-labo...

Ferry failure fines

Only in the effing Herald

Ferry failure fines! Another classic from The Ferald.

WARNING: Contains the word 'fuckwittery'.

Winning, Labour Style Reform UK's Scottish branch manager Malcolm Offord claimed that Anas Sarwar, Labour's Scottish branch manager, approached him and suggested they do a deal to defeat the SNP. This followed a live debat...

CARTOON: Malcolm Offord may be a pathetic, poisonous, odious little man, but that's exactly the sort of person Anas Sarwar can do business with.
gregmoodie.com/winning-labo...

You're just confused.

Falkirk's idea of paradise. Which is worse.

I'd imagine so. Linlithgow is Falkirk's paradise.

Look out for my Anas Sarwar/Malcolm Offord cartoon, 'Winning, Labour Style', in the morning. It's shaping up to be a triumph.

Then it is a good Friday! Many happy returns, time we sank a few.

It's not Good Friday.

The Cool Scots calendar, as reliable as ever.

Admittedly you've never been too fussy.

Any excuse in your case.

Strict.

Coy.

A question for everyone, apropos of nothing:

'Could you ever shag a Tory?'

Starmer is a twat.

Politician in 'lying' shocker.

Morons to form pact

There's nothing like two idiots squabbling to make you want to return to cartooning.

You know I can.

No

Because otherwise, Labour were on track to win.

It was a lot of fun.

Meta creating AI version of Mark Zuckerberg so staff can talk to the boss

The world is insane.

Meta AI bollocks

I'm starting to love Meta AI. But not in the way they want me to.

Ross with his self-portrait.

Delighted with the work of my young apprentice Ross this week.

Ross and Olivia at work.

Today at St John's Hall Torphichen I have two apprentices working on collage paintings. This should really be a class, don't you think?

Highly recommend. Get ti Torphichen if ye can.

Torphichen Faces exhibition which has nearly killed me.

LAST DAY OF THE EXHIBITION! Once again, my apprentice and I will be here, live painting in the gallery, St John's Hall Torphichen 2-7pm. Do not miss.

Ross's first self-portrait.

The apprentice started this rather splendid self-portrait from scratch today. We took a new photograph, treated it and printed it on acetate, then he began collaging underneath. Spot Ricky the cat top left.

Greg Moodie is live painting at the gallery.

It's the last weekend of the exhibition, and my apprentice and I will be doing some live painting in the gallery. We can show you how the collage/paint/print process works.

Ross with Ricky the cat painting.

My apprentice has made an excellent job of his Ricky the cat collage painting. I'm starting to get jealous.