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no way this is real

Looking forward to reading it, you schmuck!

"hell yeah dude, that rocks. thanks."

That’s not how it happened! He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife

youtu.be/FPNDNb1-fh0?...

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

A dril tweet almost verbatim

900lb crates full of onions in a field

The Coachella music festival is in the news with the minimum price of sold out 3-day ticket costing $549. Contrast that with "Nicolas" who is currently harvesting onions in the Coachella area and getting paid $22 for a $900lb crate. #WeFeedYou #coachella2026

one could belabor it even more, actually. one shouldn't, but you absolutely could.

I have incredible hair and I'm supremely jealous of his!

sincere apologies, I do not like comparing people to others on their appearance, but I genuinely thought that was Keegan Michael-Key for the first three seconds I saw this post

We are so incredibly grateful for each and every one of our 136 donors during Giving Challenge 2026. Thank you for trusting Novo Collegian Alliance and believing in our vision for the future of the New College community. We are excited to be able to continue to serve you in 2026 and beyond!

Deeply imprinted on me

the b series kicks ass.

My reading comprehension is at an all time low, thank you

The footage of the artemis 2 crew coming back to earth is so genuinely moving and beautiful.

I always imagine that piece of music that plays when you see a cartoon of the inner workings of a factory or a Rube Goldberg machine---I can never remember the name of it

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

MY BROTHER'S WEDDING - TCM Classic Film Festival 2026 Join us for the 17th Annual TCM Classic Film Festival on April 30 – May 3, 2026. You're invited to celebrate gifted and vital artists, innovators and craftsmen who arrived in Hollywood from distant la...

We are happy to announce that the American premiere of Charles Burnett's MY BROTHER'S WEDDING in a new 4K restoration will be at the @tcmtv.bsky.social Classic Film Festival on May 1st with Charles in attendance! filmfestival.tcm.com/programs/fil...

Photo evidence of the recent Bob Dylan-Question Mark summit!

Lake County Pride to host first-ever LGBTQ+ Pride fest in deep-red Florida Lake County Pride will hold its very first Pride fest in Eustis on April 26, 2026. The organizers of Lake County Pride in Central Florida are encouraging

Lake County Pride to host first-ever LGBTQ+ Pride fest in deep-red Florida

getting in my daily fraiser crane intonation exercises in

Extremely funny that they have Brother Wayne Kramer’s guitar on display in a place that enforces building-wide quiet.

But if you gave a Gen Alpha child a wow chip it would kill them.

This and two stupid dogs had a hold on me

Ben Wallace in a blue suit, glasses looking at his phone

S/O Ben Wallace

I lived in downtown Orlando as a kid and we felt sonic booms whenever the shuttle returned. Not as wondrously optimistic but jarring in the scale and power of the achievement of space flight