I'd say something about Gmail just opening up to the public around this time but I try not to defend Jeffrey Epstein. I'm not a Republican Senator or a banker at JPMorgan Chase.

Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.

Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.

We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.

The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:

1. Cops are bad at their jobs

2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs

have spent the last 12 hours in some sort of pre-grief for what's clearly coming, an imperial boomerang with x-ray vision now unconstrained by whatever law we had left

The Best by Tina Turner on Apple Music Song · 1989 · Duration 5:33

Wrestling is still real to me, damnit.

I love Hangman & Bret but Bryan Danielson is….

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Seven underwriters of "war bonds" instrumental in enabling Israel's assault on Gaza, new research finds

Gary is MAGA Blue Morpho & Kano for Realsies

This Performance Is Over

Empathy for the People of Palestine 🇵🇸 Please.

What’s the Over/Under on “# of Underaged Russian Prostitutes Donald Trump has fucked in his life”gonna open at? Like if it’s +/- 0.5 I’m taking the over no doubt but that feels like wishful thinking.

a koala bear wearing a california shirt looks sad Alt: a koala bear wearing a california shirt looks sad

I thought he was dead. You guys said he was dead.

Don’t tell anyone but J.D. Vance is swapping out Trump’s boner 💊 💊 with I’m not gonna say it but salud

More wrestlers should make a “Dad lifting something heavy Mom told him not to lift” sound before putting a guy through a table.

a woman is talking to a man in a bakery and says `` anarchists have a group '' . Alt: a woman is talking to a man in a bakery and says `` anarchists have a group '' .

Couldn’t find a gif of Maggie Gyllenhaal in THE DEUCE but this works better.

the joker says " it 's about sending a message " in front of a fire Alt: Heath Ledger as The Joker saying "it 's about sending a message" in front of a fire

Probably unrelated but I work in Social Media Advertising & 5 months ago I just started screaming RICO at a bunch of people who had associations with China, Israel, and/or Cryptocurrency.

I don’t even know how RICO charges work other than that scene in the The Dark Knight lol.

I would argue they both work for Xi & Putin is the dickhead co-worker who acts like he’s a boss just because he’s been there longer even though you both have the same title.

Like yeah dude congrats on seniority but it’s weird that you’ve been here 20 years and only Assistant To The Regional Manager

The characters from Clue the Movie crowd into a doorway and peer inside with suspicious, curious expressions.

The White House tonight:

KILLING PUNK by The Bloody Beetroots & Bob Vylan on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 2:44

I haven’t been this excited since he got Covid. music.apple.com/us/album/kil...

Trump’s not dead, all the Crypto shit is just finally catching up to him.

Ye is the inside man.

He fucked Melania that’s the joke.

I asked someone who should play me in a movie hoping they’d say Michael Cera but then they said “No that kid from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide” and honestly I’ll take it.
Then I was like “Current day right?” And they were like “No when he was a kid at 12 you look like a fucking child.”

Can we now add that they’re both failed artists to the list?

The “pivot to video”, driven by (false) data from Big Tech, was like a forest fire. One can look at Defector, The Onion, etc. and see people are rebuilding with sustainable business models what Venture Capital destroyed.

It’s certainly still in a down-slump but this stuff is cyclical.
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Infamous Donald Trump tape 'probably does exist' Ex British intelligence agent says the footage would be in the hands of the Russians.

#ReleaseThePissTape

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#satire

*allegedly

I’m not supposed to talk about it but someone I used to work with accused me of trying to kill them so I called them a pedophile.

Apparently it’s unprofessional but agree to disagree?

Algorithms & AI are bad. Even the random buttons in Apple Music & Spotify aren’t random.

Everything in the modern Internet favors those that have existing capital, resources, or fan bases/play counts.

It’s a giant fuck you to the DIY ethos that made the internet good to begin with.

Objectively Losing the Iraq War to the Taliban and then turning around & being like “Folks, we’re taking down the Drug Cartels. DEAN CAIN IS ON THE CASE.” would be a great pitch in 1994 for a MOTW but as a reality in 2025 it just kinda sux.

Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morissette on Apple Music Song · 1995 · Duration 3:38

My idea is we send Leon Rose & Sam Presti to the Middle East. I think we’d end up with a 3 state solution & somehow OKC getting 2 Protected 2nd Rounders.

I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany on Apple Music Song · 1987 · Duration 3:48

Help! My girl thinks I ghosted her but actually it’s that I’m on an NSA watchlist & I didn’t want her to also end up on an NSA watchlist.

Speaking of The Big Short, the Tech Industry is basically entirely reliant on advertising revenue, and ooohhhb boy. JENGA!

Personally I think Traditional Media Companies are undervalued because soon people are gonna have a REAL understanding of ATTENTION.

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More common than you would think.

Bots 🤖 are more likely to watch & click on ads so they’re potentially more profitable than real users.

Advertising Industry is basically entirely self-policed. If you’ve ever seen The Big Short, it’s like the scene where they talk to the ratings boards.