"Attaboy! Looks like your training went well.. you can take your captain's cock like a good pirate~!" Alyx pulls on the leash of a smaller, gagged and hypnotized eagle while breeding them.
Cap'n keeps his crew well-trained and well-bred 💦
Commission for alderseven!
mirror affirmations
Reskeet if you're a fellow hypno kinkster. Let's help find one another.
Rub my feathers just the right way and I’ll give myself up.
Legs open, wings akimbo…
Geoducks standup erect up out of sand at low tide as impressed kayaker glides by in background
Local Beach Water Tests Positive for Viagra: tinyurl.com/mr4x8zcx
From one monstera loving bird to another, check out this keychain!!
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Without saying your age, post your favourite film that released the year you turned 18!
What a weird fucking year!
The Birdluminati doesn’t want me telling you this:
Birds are not real, but neither are you. We’re simply checking your progress in our simulation…
🙂↕️ How it feels leaving college to get rejected by job in your field cuz they want a bachelor degree and 10 years of experience
Birds gotta do what a birds gotta do
Orrrrrr, you just never have to draw hands 😌❤️🔥
Too relatable
If I ever manage to own a place like this my life will be complete
Also a single bass guitar with an amp that may or may not ever actually be used
Realizing my preferred interior design aesthetic can be summed up with
Red Brick walls
Industrial metals, woods and leather furniture
Lots of plants
Retro movie posters
Neon signs
Emulator arcade machine
And like a dart board or something
this has become a very important video to me
Another year around the sun has passed and I’m 1 year away from being a quarter of a century old
Did you know your birthday is also National Kiss Your Homies Day
A good friend just made me aware that my birthday is also National Kiss Your Homie Day
😚
Happy birthday!! 🐊
1. "Wow my future self!" 2. "Do I get to be a famous scientist?" 3. "Forget about that. Five words: Family Guy Simpsons Crossover" "That's four words" "Fuck you"
Trying to give words of encouragement to my past self
Yeah Nintendo and Illumination had to practically beg me to be in the movie. I Could only spare like a second of my time though 💅
Growing my flock one friend at a time
Guard your fries carefully
Star Fox 🦊🌠
bird gimmick account on twitter posting two bird with child with mungosaur aka sequelsaur quote posting and saying: "two beautiful mogpilled parents reviewing their choppedgem son."
Whatever happened to love thy neighbour?
I wanna snake sooo bad 😭
Ima be PISSED if we don’t get a StarFox movie
I wanna see Falco on the big screen
