A ★★★ review of 1922 (2017) It tries to be a slow burn, but the fire never really gets going. The pace is incredibly uneven. There are some stretches where it is compelling, and the core plot and idea are good, but it seems cons...

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A ★★★★ review of Late Shift (2025) It is an interesting concept to follow one nurse for one shift as the framework of your movie. It does an excellent job at putting you into the emotional headspace of the main character. At times, it ...

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If ghosts were real wouldn’t hospitals be like Super Mario World haunted houses

A ★★ review of Doctor Sleep (2019) (I watched the Director’s Cut) There are two ways to approach this movie. You can look at it as a sequel to The Shining and as a film in its own right. As a sequel, it is incredibly disappointing. Bei...

Doctor Sleep (2019)
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Like the cop in the new Star Wars Maul show is called Lawson.

But that at least is like one degree removed you know.

I can never get into Hunger Games because the fucking baker boy is called Peeta, a type of bread.

And I like Star Wars so I’m used to dumb ass names.

No, unfortunately it was The Blackcoat’s Daughter and she was literally praying to Satan

And I just realized how kinda similar the titles of those movies are

While technically correct, I don’t think subtitling “Hail Satan” as “Greetings, Satan” in Dutch has the correct *tone*

A ★★★ review of I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) Osgood Perkins knows how to put an image and sound together that is intriguing and compelling. When you look at the shot composition, however, you notice something. It is all so extremely formal. Feel...

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A close up of Luna, a tuxedo cat, sitting on the arm of a brown couch. Her face is in the center and her yellow eyes are looking slightly left of frame. She has one paw cutely extended.

the prettiest model I’ve ever had

A ★★★ review of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) Not as good as the first one. Lacked any kind of story. Not that I’m expecting deep character motivation or rich narrative but the first one managed to move the characters from set piece to set piece ...

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A ★★★★★ review of The Drama (2026) This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

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If I had a nickel for every time I watched Robert Pattinson masturbate on the silver screen, I'd have two nickels etc

ernie bushmiller's nancy stands in a corner facing the wall

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)

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Yo, Overcast, my podcast player of choice has added what I’ve always wanted:

Subtitles for audio podcasts! I don’t know it does it, but based on the heat of my phone it just locally generates a transcript of the podcast and syncs it to the playback!

Genius!

A ★★ review of Under the Sun of Satan (1987) It’s extremely French. In the sense that the majority of the movie consists of characters pontificating. It feels more like a stage play in that way, or perhaps even like the novel it is based on. The...

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A ★★★★ review of THX 1138 (1971) Because it’s George Lucas, I was forced to watch the 2004 “special edition” that adds some Attack Of The Clones-quality unnecessary CGI to the whole affair. Therefore, I can’t say I judged the film as...

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It was being used as like a past tense “I was being gaslighted”

But that should be “gaslit” shouldn’t it?

why is it “gaslighted” and not “gaslit”

[nodding sagely] when jesus fires a missile, it has a 50% chance to be a homing missile

Will it turn me into a Third Stage Guild Navigator or not

I will say a very basic superficial thing I like about it I’ve been saying since I saw it theatrically:

Everyone looks super hot. Daisy Ridley is jacked, Kelly Marie Tran (who is so mistreated by this script) looks so hot in a butch mechanic outfit, and Oscar Isaac is smoldering as always.

Not sure, isn’t being disappointed part of Star Wars? 😄

Finishing up my rewatch of the main Star Wars movies (in release order) and god Rise Of Skywalker sucks so much

Up until just now I didn’t even know Bluey was a girl

So what did y’all get me for World Autism Day?

you know the second super mario movie is actually just a reskin of the japanese doki doki panic movie

SNL UK is a very cursed string of letters

"fruitiger aero" is maybe the most bullshit cobbled together aesthetic that never existed.

the children should be sent to the mines for this one