I am still personally offended.

Y’all really like to fuck with each other and I’m here for it

Artificer: We need a second distraction.

Me (the sorcerer): Great, best I got is casting enlarge on a skateboard-riding Labubu

Sometimes D&D be like that.

Could you imagine spending eternity straight?! Eww.

Not in my campaign!

SO IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

JUSTICE FOR HALF-EATEN CHONK

It was my pleasure

Ah, the dentist. Irl pvp!

The only time in my life I’ve ever seen all my players pass a skill check at the same time

*checks if the Nine Hells froze over*

Hahaha love that name for our discord

😘

But what if yes?

Ahahahah, can’t wait for my players to see this thread

🤣 we love the shiny click-clacky gods of chaos

As I’m writing tonight’s D&D session I’m having one of those Dungeon Master moments where I keep asking myself “that wouldn’t kill them, right?” 😅

It’s what I’m good for

Oh no! I’m so sorry to hear this, Kara! I hope that sweet lady is doing okay

a man covering his mouth with his hands with a #schittscreek logo in the corner ALT: a man covering his mouth with his hands with a #schittscreek logo in the corner

Me on my government laptop

When I first started my nursing career, Anna was there to help train me. We discovered we are both nerds and I introduced her to D&D. She played in my Curse of Strahd campaign as an adorable old man with an arcane walker. Now she’s having a baby and I’m so excited for her next adventure ♥️

I’ve heard amazing things about this series!

I really need to ask myself this question more often in life

What book is this

Just saw this again and it made me laugh

I am so excited

You’re welcome

*Someone* has to be the responsible one!

SHE CAN QUIT ANYTIME!

I watched the LoZ timeline last night Nd started Skyrim. Genuinely delightful