Your moral spine is weak if you look at a small stone and think to yourself "this creature does not have an rich internal life. Stones are more active and conscious than you are, clearly

Staring at the old man in my workplace and thinking to myself "he would look much happier on three years of estrogen and a few hits of weed" before remembering he's just wrinkly. I'm still right tho, he would be happier

dogguy why do you post like a lesbian

You can't spell "vehicular manslaughter" without "i" and "u!" And also another "u", presumably a baby or other such vulnerable pedestrian

Anthology of the Killer will be available on the Nintendo Switch/Playstation network tonight/tomorrow

The best game of the 21st century. By thecatamites/garment district/Stephen. With music by @demonshome.bsky.social and some art by me

Yeah, and I don't blame you for any of that tbh

i mostly just post something funny once or twice a day

I don't think I have a pollen allergy, but I do find that my nose gets stuffy when my house is colder at night (which usually happens in spring time)

you considered any anti-allergy medicines?

i know this a controversial statement, especially on trans bluesky/twitter, but i honestly believe that trans people deserve better than the bare minimum

I laugh as someone driving a huge truck gets pulled over after a very illegal maneuver so that the viewer knows I don't support traffic violations, but then I somberly shake my head so the audience knows I don't support the police

Sorry this is actually required in addition to the payment

sorry lauren, non-negotiable. you have to be her little ketamine kitty

Me: Yo, you got the stuff?
Drug dealer: Yeah, I do. You know what you gotta do for it.
Me: Ugh, do I really have to?
Dealer: This is non-negotiable.
Me: *sigh* I'm your little ketamine kitty *does a cute pose* nyaaa!

Nah i just read the book on its own back during my last semester of college

House of leaves is so fucking awesome actually

i’m not being mean or anything like congrats to everyone but i met one of these women and how poor and ruined her life was after she freshly fled in her car. her nerves were shot.

she’s one of the people that made this possible, and she’s forgotten and unheard from

has anyone told you that you're way funnier after coming out

I see a woman in the afternoon.
She is crawling through the fibers of my couch on all fours.
Her movements are exact and she looks perfect.

Imago

Me: Vape nation where you AT!?
The gorilla I trained to smoke electronic cigarettes: Oo oo ah
Me: Haha that's right my man, grip it and rip it
Gorilla: I don't know if making me say "oo oo aa" for this commercial is cool, dawg. Feels kind of demeaning
Me: Holy shit when did you learn to talk

i don't know if anyone has thought of this but i think a really woke conspiracy theory would be that they are putting something in the frogs that's making the water gay but like we are mad not about it

*I get cut off in traffic* This is fine and I'm not even worried about it *I find out it was man and not a woman who did it* Not even the fires of hell could save you from my wrath mother fucker *I speed up and ram them at full speed which is only 10 MPH due to the fact that we were at a red light*

I'm gonna hang you for this one suzi <3

kiiiinda but there is also a degree to which it's kind of a real phenomena. like, those "women and nonbinary people" spaces that secretly mean "only people with vaginas." nb ppl who still benefit from certain cisgender perceptions and use them to their advantage

Joke answer: Gender model kit
Real answer: it's a semi-derogatory term referring to people who were afab and are now nonbinary but still use their position of being perceived as women to leverage transmisogyny. very loosey goosey, sometimes used that way sometimes just a way to misgender someone

On day someone will make a baseless accusation that I'm a theyfab bc of the pronouns I use and the fact that I have tits, and they're gonna be adamant that I post a full frontal nude proving I have a penis. Little do they know that I'll simply edit a neovagina onto myself and post that

she's not even that flat her boobs are as big as mine 😭

When I was working on a college campus, there were some protests. They were welcome to protest in the student union, but the general feeling I got from upper leadership was basically "let them protest until they wear themselves out." Worked. Nothing changed on campus