Same lawyer who lost Trump’s sexual assault case. But yeah, cool. 🤡🤡🤡

When the proper fade is justified, and delivered.

The Abstract Poetic.

Chatty Patty Trump aka the thirsty for models oaf didn’t know what was going on at Mar-a-Lago with the underage models? Yeah, okay, chief.

This guy stinks. 🤡

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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😂😂😂😂😂

The Drake judge got the prose to write rap record reviews. LMAO.

This is why Trump & Republicans went into the shutdown so confident. They banked on the Democratic Party’s weak reputation and assumed they would cave.

Well that’s not happening. Democrats are on the right side of the healthcare fight, and rank-and-file Dems want this battle because it’s worth it.

What could possibly go wrong?

Mayor Mixxy Eric Adams Drops Out of Race For Mayor, New Yorkers Say Good Riddance In the video flanked by a photo of his late mother, the embattled NYC Mayor finally succumbed to the bribery allegations that led to the denial of public funds, which ultimately led to him being fourt...

Good morning to everyone except Eric Adams. hiphopwired.com/2851608/eric...

Newsom: "I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to the code red, what's happening in this country, and we wake up soberly to how serious this moment is."

Trump just threatened to sue ABC again for allowing Jimmy Kimmel back on the air, which is SUPER weird, because all of these Republicans said that the decision to pull Kimmel’s show was a “business decision.”

On brand. Take anything the DOJ says, and fact check it first. They don't get the benefit of the doubt until this regime is out. Wack juice lingers.

The most impactful sports TV play-by-play voices of the 21st century

Just making sure Gus Johnson gets his props. www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...

Even a broken clock…

Bill Maher calls out Ben Shapiro for saying Charlie Kirk's shooter was "of the left" — then admitting he wasn’t sure because of reports that he may be a Groyper. "The internet is undefeated in getting it wrong."

Total nut job.

This Guardian quote from an anonymous person who said he knew Robinson in high school years ago, but hasn’t spoke to him in several years, who said he was supposedly a leftist, has been retracted. This single anonymous quote has been posted by thousands of right-wing accounts.

Tyler Robinson did not attend an HBCU.

Good evening. Nazis still ain’t sh*t.

From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)

Receipts:
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Had to tap out because it was getting gross, but have any of the legacy media regulars this morning mentioned that Charlie Kirk was high key racist yet? Asking for a friend. “Divisive” doesn’t count.

If you feel like you have to say “both sides” repeatedly, it’s probably not. It’s a tell.

Woke criminals, eh? How long before he just says it? Won’t change anything on the GOP side either.

That lady: "Do you not like BBL's?"

Drake: "A BBL is a procedure, so it's not like a person."

This man is going to be irate when he wakes up like Dap Dunlap. We're good money if you get that reference. And old. Is what it is.

Hey MSNBC, asking this young child to recount what happened in that church is diabolical. Seriously, what is wrong with y'all?!

Let me get this straight, is son crashing out over the "Look at them, him and him, still waitin' on Yeezy" line? Man alive.

New Tapes Reveal Ghislaine Spilling Her Secrets and Lies Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice revealed new details in recordings released by the Trump administration.

We're at the mainstream media playing audio from Ghislaine Maxwell as if part of the reason she's in jail isn't PERJURY portion of the simulation. Trump is using a whole liar to try to clear him. Where are the Epstein Files? www.thedailybeast.com/new-tapes-re...