CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Angry dork: you took three seconds to boot, shame New fancy PC: I am sorry Brian: you got 5 minutes to boot up Magic the Gathering Shandalar Win 95 beast PC tower: Make it 15

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

NYC Dot close pothole work orders per month 2024-2026

Oh, Zohran is the real deal. Not just social media posts.

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Some images from the something awful Simpsons meme thread

Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons

Who needs AI I have this

A photo of an MTA sign from the subway explaining the FM swap, with a logo showing the F and M lines swapping places via crisscrossing arrows.

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

The character Manousos Oviedo from Pluribus, a Latino man holding a flaming stick to start a fire, saying in subtitles "Nothing on this planet is yours. Nothing. You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen."

When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me

Credits for Brent Porter (3D art lead) and Catherine Menabde (2D art lead) are shown here. There's a lengthy description of what they did, with a pastiche of various Demonschool characters underneath, messing around with a computer.

We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.

The official home of the Python Programming Language

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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For the Sickos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

people today always on they egg never lookin up never in the moment

Everyone in the US cries and pees their pants about the cost in time and money to create rail lines and cyclist/pedestrian infrastructure, forgetting that all this stupid car infrastructure took a century to build and costs crazy money to maintain.

A lot of people assume that Amsterdam has been biketopia since time immemorial but it actually was car hell for decades before the citizens became fed up with car fatalities and forced the government to rebuild everything around mass transit and bikes. It took time and will, but they did it.

A teenager turning into a bird, Animorphs cover style "Getting raptured? No thanks I'm getting raptored"

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

A grid of 20 panels in black and white featuring many characters

Decided to draw interpretations of 20 characters from the video game Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines #VampiretheMasquerade #VTM #Bloodlines

Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference. Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false: If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false. Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out

Hey Firefox users.