The Phillies deserve to be third, maybe even fourth, fiddle in the city at the moment.

How much good will do you get after blowing multiple playoff runs before people stop being mad and start getting apathetic?

Tim Saunders forever.

Hope the neck brace is real and I hope it's terminal.

You look & sound like a grown up toilet

"Sid the Kid"

Doo doo Venice

If you disconnect all the bridges from Pittsburgh, the middle of the city sinks into the sewer water and I think it's time we do that.

Malkin literally SUCKING WIND trying to follow Tippett it's pathetic.

Wotherspoon should be suspended for that. No joke.

Hospice line

-54 amongst people 50+ is FUCKIN NUTS

Hopital

My parents have been in town since Thursday night so I have been ranging from buzzed to flat out drunk for the last 72 hours.

Daryl Morey get in the contraption I am operating it at 100x normal speed we are making spaces between your vertebrae.

Of course not she died in that car crash??

God, this pissed me off so much. How are you letting Mantha, their top scorer, just waltz in front of the net with SECONDS to spare??

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Are u sure you're just not talking about Alex Turner here?

Me, actively watching Interpol at Coachella: "Man, I wonder when Interpol is touring again?"

I am enjoying a beer and watching Coachella you CANNOT HURT ME

I'm here to tell you I know this is bait and you will get people with it.

Folks, we are so back.

Feels good to be evil again

Let's go Flyers.

"Youngest Flyers goal scorer in the playoffs next to Sean Couturier & Dainius Zubrus"

PORTER MARTONE?!??!!? PUTS IT AWAY?????????????

Forester's gonna put this one away.

Well, shit.

So Mantha's dirty, huh.

I'm not worried about him long term. This is the first playoff game for a lot of really young players. Just gotta adjust to the moment.

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